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Song Parodies -> "Baby Big Bag"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix A Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Big Bag"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Sir Mix a-lot – Baby Big Bag

Oh my god
Vicki, look at her bag,
It's so big
She looks like one of those designer girls
Who understands those nice guys
They only talk to me her because of her massive handbags
I mean her bag
It's just so big
I can't believe she found it,
She must be so proud
She's just holding it
I mean, it's so big
Look, its just so big

I like big bags and I cannot lie
You designers just can't deny
When a girl walks in with a bag that thin
You know she is out of place
You get stung
Want a bag that's tough
Coz you know my bag is stuffed
That cheap jean bag is tearing
You she's beyond caring
Oh Gucci, I wanna smooch thee
And take you home with me
My paypal tried to warn me
But that bag I bid on
Just kept calling me
Oh bag of shark skin
You know you want to carry my pens
Well I'll use you, use you, tell my husband goes loopy
I like that clasping
I need to stop gasping
It's suede, made in a factory the colour of marmalade
I'm tired of magazines
and the little bags I have seen
Take the average little designer girl and ask her
She's gotta pack that bag
So girls (yeah), girls (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got that bag (hell yeah)
Well wear it, wear it, wear it, wear that oversized bag
Baby big bag

Her Gucci is so roomy!
Baby big bag

I like 'em made of pig
And when I throw in my pen lid
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like a maniac
But I love my Hermes in black
I want to take it home
Then buy another one in Rome Oh!
I ain't talking about small bags
Coz little boys were made for toys
I want it real leather and Gucci
I'm addicted to loads
So that's my trouble
Don't want to be in a handbag bubble
So I'm looking at fashion shows
Walking into Harvey Nics
Can you see where it goes
I'm gonna work my handbag mojo

A word to the handbag assistants
When I walk out I miss you
I think that handbag will fit ya
I gotta be straight when I tell you there are great
My bags are never worn
The materials aren't torn
Last year's fashion won't like this song
Because those small bags have now quit it
I could stay all day and scream hurray
Cos I have the bag thats number one
And I'm down to get the big bags on
So girls (yeah) girls (yeah)
Do you know that bag is Sadie's
Then hand it back
Get your own
Even fashion phobe got to shout
Skinny bags are out!
Yeah Gucci
When it comes to bags
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
You know the big ones are in charge

So your girlfriend has to ponder
Is that made from anaconda
I've seen it worn by Jane Fonda
So you can wear skinny jeans or hoodies
Just please don't lose that bag
Some designers have no soul
They want to make a bag from a mole
So they will kill it and skin it
I see what I can put in it
So cosmo says brown is the new black
But I ain't down with that
Coz your bag is big and you ain't a stig
And I'm thinking about stickin
To bags that are big and kickin
Give me Dolce and Gabbanna
I won't use it to store my banna
Red bag look good on your sista
Some buckles tried to stick in her
Cos the bag was made too small
The bag was lame
It's such a shame
I'll have to buy one in my husbands name
So ladies, if the bag is big
And you don't want a Gucci showdown
So buy 100 big bags and think those happy thoughts
Baby big bag
Baby big bag
Little in the past, but it's big bags!

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