Yo dude check out this song. It is so weird.
It looks like one of those rap guy's crazy songs.
Who understands those anyways?
People only listen to them because they can dance to them, ya know?
I mean that song. It's just so stupid. It's just out there.
I mean it's weird. Look. It's just so whack.

You like this song and you cannot lie
It's weird but you can't deny
That when a guy plays it on his stereo
You shout real loud Turn it up bro
And dance like you've never ever felt
And show off your pimped-out belt
You know you can't stop moving
You know you'll always be grooving
Oh man, I wanna get down now
And take my bow now
My parents tried to warn me
But with that song you got
Me so crazy
Yo can you rap even louder
And turn my neighbors sour
Well stop, stop it cuz
It sure ain't an operette
I've seen you dancin'
Looks more like prancin'
You sweat, wet, you've
Sure got your groove met
I'm tired of rock and pop
Country music will have to stop
Take the average person
And ask him that
That stuff lacks of whack so
Fellas (yo), fellas (yo)
Do you own this single yet? (hell yeah)
Well play it (play it), play it (play it)
Play that crazy song
Baby it's whack!

(Crazy beat with real strange lyrics)
Baby it's whack!

I like it loud, so loud
And when I'm with a crowd
I just can't help myself,
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna just get down
And dance, criss-cross, dance, dance
I don't wanna hear showtunes
Cuz that stuff is made for buffoons
I want it real loud and juicy
So find that juicy single
Now I'm in trouble
Playin music too loud, so huddle
I'm watching the music video
Watching them dance with all those hoes
You can keep your techno
I'll keep this song and go
A word to all you dancers
Let's get down with ya
I won't step on your feeta
I gotta keep movin' if I wanna stay up
"Til the break of dawn
I gotta keep dancin' on
Plenty of DJs will play this song
Cuz they know we like to hit it, not quit it
Cuz I'd rather stay and dance
All night long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So girls (yeah), girls (yeah)
Listen to the song until you hurl (yeah)
Then turn around
Jump it up
Black and white guys gotta shout
Baby it's whack!

Baby it's whack!
Yeah, dude. When it comes to singles, MTV's got nothing
To do with my selection. Other hip-hop songs? Ha ha, only if it's really weird.

So your best friend has an iPod
Plays all the songs by the band gods
But those band gods ain't got this song in their 60-gig iPods
Oh my God, nobody wants them unless they play this song
You can play soul or vocal,
But please don't lose this song
Some guys want to dance to this one
And tell you it's lots of fun
So they play it and leave it
Then I come back to repeat it
So MTV says it's old
Well oldies are always gold
"Cuz the song is loud and the dance is kickin'
And I'm thinking about stickin'
To the dance floor in the club houses
It's better than your spouses.
Give me the beat, I can't resist it
There's no way I'll ever miss it
Some idiot tried to dis
"Cuz it's not on his playlist
He had sense but he tried to download
Something other than this big load
So fellas, if you want to get down
And bring this song "round town
Find that rap guy named Sir Mix-a-Lot
And tell him what you thought
Baby it's whack!

Great to dance to but it's just so whack