Baby's got angsty
biting his own wrist
he is 2 and a half old
we're from Basingstoke
I do like his biting
he started it last week
Self harm's for babies
not for adults or adults

Baby is so squeaky
he is so squeaky, he is so squeaky
Baby is so squeaky
he is so squeaky, he is so squeaky
Squeak

Stephen Fry don't bite
neither does Psy
neither does Steve Lamacq
nor does John Peel

I know what we like
as little ejits
feck arse you're shite
wish me well today

Baby loves me to squeak
loves to squeak, loves to squeak
Baby is so squeaky-voiced
squeaky-voiced, squeaky voiced
Baby is so naughty now
naughty now, naughty now
Squeak

I is bovvered
that my baby loves to bite
wish me well today
as you did in 1700
you ejit

What the hell is an ejit
is an ejit, is an ejit, is an ejit
What the hell is biting
is biting, is biting, is biting
Why do i fecking bother
fecking bother, fecking bother, fecking bother
Why am i so gay
am so gay, am so gay, am so gay
Squeak