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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi Max Me"

Original Song Title:

"Abuse Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi Max Me"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

It is my favourite drink of choice
it don't make me angsty
Whenever we seem to bother
wish we had a Diet Coke

Drink some Pepsi Max, it's tasty
Keep on drinkin' it cos i'm Essex for you

And i don't seem to remember
that it rots our teeth
our teeth will fall out
if we carry on drinking it

Come on, drink some more, we'll like it
Come on, impress me cos it's true to you
Come on, drink some more, i don'nt care
Come on, keep drinking it some more

It don't bloody rot our teeth
It don't bloody rot our teeth-eeeth
It don't bloody rot our teeth-eeeth
It don't bloody rot our teeth-eeth

Come on, drink some more it's tasty
Come on, we need to like more 7Up
Come on, we need to drink it more like Nick Knowles
Off now, get off the Robinsons

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Fack Sabbath - October 16, 2013 - Report this comment
What's anyone's favourite drink?Mine's Pepsi Max
Al Silver - October 16, 2013 - Report this comment
My favourite drink is beer. It goes good with another beer.

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