You gotta give ’em a shot in the heart
That makes those who pose a threat depart
In this state get a gun, take a stand
If they’re not down then pump ’em once again
Waste ’em then buy another gun at a show

The worst state is a deep mess
Crazies there go
The worst state is a deep mess
“Tell me punk, are ya feelin’ lucky”?
Shoot first
And ask questions after the gunburst

Haunted by pains in your side?
Hop into your car and take a ride
Head for the Sunshine where you can buy
All you want, Hillbilly Heroin (buy)
That’s AKA Oxycontin. So let’s go!

No prescription there is needed
Maybe just show
Fake prescription you’ve wheedled
Cuz when it comes to being druggy the first
Place to go, where you get easily “nursed”

The governor should do time
For his Columbia/HCA crime
That’s who’s running the state, a crook guy
Just what you want, a guy who should be penned
(guy who should be penned, why ain’t he in pen?)
Crazy, a guy belongs in pen runs the show

The worst state is a creep nest
Running the show
A scourge ’bate* that should be penned
When it comes to being sucky, in first
Place is Sunshine State, the worst of the worst

The worst state’s off the deep end
Hate to there go
Best skirt states in a deep mess