-> "The Worst Slut for a Deep Dish"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Parody Song Title:
"The Worst Slut for a Deep Dish"
He seeks a pimp in culinary arts
In his life Big Pharma’s a big part
Of both he’ll take all that he can have
I hear his rants, he’s high on drugs again
Grazing on pie he is a tub weighs three men
The worst slut for a feed fest
He thirsts, slut for OC* fest
Blub’ when it comes to being tubby he’s cursed
When it comes to druggin’ sprees he’s first
Prostitute for all that’s fried
Has many “pharmacist” johns on his side
And it’s sure that he isn’t too spry
I hear him blab, he’s high on drugs again
Flabby this guy from gut to multi-chin, whoa!
The worst slut for a deep dish
Craven this ho’
He thirsts, must have OC fest
Cuz when it comes to being druggy he’s first
And when it come to being tubby, wurst
The drugs have made his brain fried
Wants lots of sides, salads he can’t abide
So it’s sure that he isn’t too spry
And what a paunch from fries, a ton o’ them
(Fries a tub o’ them, pies a ton o’ them)
Gabby this guy, also a methedrine ho’?
His girth’s up from a feed fest
A pure uncut OC fest
When it come to being tubby he’ll burst
When it comes to druggin’ feeds he’s first
When it comes to blubb’ry queans** he’s worst
So he’s first up for a feed fest
Tasting also, tasting that O’
His girth’s plump from an eat fest
Pie and drugs regimen
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