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Song Parodies -> "Ride The Double Loop"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Ride The Double Loop"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My favorite vacations have always been at theme parks like Disney World, Cedar Point, Busch Gardens and Six Flags!
Ride it!

This ain’t Busch Gardens
This ain’t no Cedar Point either
This is Six Flags!

“Think I’m going to spew
This coaster’s hill is way too high”
Says the kid next to me…
And I’m stuck here!

When we approach the bottom
I can sense his nauseous symptoms
His screams are shrill it’s thrilling
But soon it’s cruddy

Because he keeps clinging on me
And I wonder where his parents are
To get me stuck with him on this damn ride!

Since he’s full of fear
He wrecks my vacation
Cause his green face is
About to vomit

And my friends are up in front
They’re raising their arms
As their car shakes
Hooting and hollering
Loud as they can
While this small brat pukes!

He can’t stand the
Intense freefalls and G-force
But that stuff is great fun for me
Upside down loops
Cause I’ve got a gut of steel, you see!

I’ll ride the double loop and bumper cars
Lock down that harness or lower that lap bar
I’ve ridden a slew but I want more!
No Ferris wheel that thing just makes me snore!
Through tunnels I’ll shoot and over hills
Until my brain erupts
From all the physics I have endured!

I love to tackle ones
That broadcast their warnings
You’ve got motion sickness you’re not able
To ride on here, Bud

This time I’ll grab the car
With my best buddy Max
That last kid made me snap
When his stomach churned

I never get jitters
Max is swearing and
Freaking me out
The tourists are rocketing up
And they spin in the air

I drag him white-knuckled onto the cart
Favorably close, I love the front row
The ride’s lever is pulled and we’re off fast!

We’re on the Double Loop and being spun!
Race up the big hill then we will take the plunge
Then on the Log Flume we’re soaking wet!
Since I am steaming this ride will stop my sweat
Screw the stinking queue its way too long
We’ll stand in line like shmucks
When should have got a FastPass instead!

We’ll ride rides till the park’s closed
Ghost train, the Big Slide
And the Scrambler too
Swinging Ship, Roto-Drop
The Hedge Maze and Antique Cars
Then eat greasy food!

I’ll ride the Double Loop until it stops
I won’t leave my seat you’ll have to call the cops!
Merry Go Round’s cute for little kids
On top a plastic horse I will never sit

Riding the Corkscrew, I cannot knock
I got so dizzy that I couldn’t walk
Bought that photo from the ride we’re on
Although my hair’s messed up
And your eyes are like an anime large!

Until they kick us out
We’re going to ride on every ride in this park

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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AFW - October 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Quite descriptive..takes me back...used to ride the old wooden coasters..don't get out to the parks, much anymore..
Below Average Dave - October 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I didn't know this song had so much material to work with, its a classic Sheryl Crow hit. . .I remember when it was big on the radio. Interesting idea.
Porfle Popnecker - October 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I didn't remember the OS being that long, either! Well done.
Matthias - October 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, It's a bit longer than I remembered it as well when I was parodying it. She really goes into too much detail about her buddy and what he likes to do to his bottles of Bud and her escapades at the bar. I wanted to equal her worthless detail with worthless details of my own. I think I pulled it off. Thanks guys!
Blaydeman - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) Absolutely silly to say the least. I loved it!
Abbott Skelding - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work! Even though I'm from Toledo, I've only been to Cedar Point once. I didn't even go on the Dragster...and it STILL gave me nightmares! Nice job here!
Christie Marie M - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) Always have been scared of Roller Coasters, but in spite of that, I still go on them and my friend always makes me sit up front and I get nervous and say to him "I'm gonna kill you!" as soon as the ride starts and we descend down hard on the roller coaster rides. I can handle Scream Machines, The Mummy, Tower of Terror, Splash Mountain, and Space Mountains. I find myself cursing on those rides, even though there are children, but it's the only way I can calm myself and enjoy the ride. I've learned that it's just in my mind that I'm scared, but once it's done, I get so excited about how much fun a roller coaster can be. You sure rode at a 555 velocity of double loops for this one. And as for the puking kid, the kid vomited on me at the Medusa Coaster in Six Flags, then I saw what he did and it got me vomiting on someone else. That guy got disgusted with me and I tell him as I pointed to the vomiting kid "He started it!"
Arwen - November 03, 2011 - Report this comment
AGES...this is fun, Matty...first part reminded me of a time on Space Mountain when the ride stopped in the middle, so the lights went on...and the guy right in front of me was literally green. Well...greenish gray. I was SO sure he was going to puke as soon as the ride started up again...bleah!!

Great job on an OS that seems like it would be tricky to pace at times...lots of smiles! :)

And finally...I think the Ferris Wheel is the scariest ride of them ALL! Hate it!
bobpiecheese - November 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(Ages) Given that I've probably gone on maybe four or five rides in my life (not counting water slides), I'm surprised I enjoyed this parody so much! Fantastic work here, Matthias, 555 loops!
D-Mon - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
(AofA) I'm not the biggest roller coaster fan in the world, but I am a Matthais fan.
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Prone to moton sickness myself, I have ridden only in the flimsiest, wussiest roller coasters maybe twice in my lifetime. Your parody will not inspire me to go further than that! This was a fun little ride.
Max Power - June 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Up and down I'd say. WHOA!!!
Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Living in Ohio, it's kind of sad I've only been to Cedar Point only once...but then again, my fear of heights might explain that! I have been on Millennium Force though...good fun, just like this spoof!
bobpiecheese - June 17, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Blaydeman - June 17, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ^^^

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