-> "Ride The Double Loop"
Original Song Title:
"All I Wanna Do"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ride The Double Loop"
The Lyrics
Ride it!
This ain’t Busch Gardens
This ain’t no Cedar Point either
This is Six Flags!
“Think I’m going to spew
This coaster’s hill is way too high”
Says the kid next to me…
And I’m stuck here!
When we approach the bottom
I can sense his nauseous symptoms
His screams are shrill it’s thrilling
But soon it’s cruddy
Because he keeps clinging on me
And I wonder where his parents are
To get me stuck with him on this damn ride!
Since he’s full of fear
He wrecks my vacation
Cause his green face is
About to vomit
And my friends are up in front
They’re raising their arms
As their car shakes
Hooting and hollering
Loud as they can
While this small brat pukes!
He can’t stand the
Intense freefalls and G-force
But that stuff is great fun for me
Upside down loops
Cause I’ve got a gut of steel, you see!
I’ll ride the double loop and bumper cars
Lock down that harness or lower that lap bar
I’ve ridden a slew but I want more!
No Ferris wheel that thing just makes me snore!
Through tunnels I’ll shoot and over hills
Until my brain erupts
From all the physics I have endured!
I love to tackle ones
That broadcast their warnings
You’ve got motion sickness you’re not able
To ride on here, Bud
This time I’ll grab the car
With my best buddy Max
That last kid made me snap
When his stomach churned
I never get jitters
Max is swearing and
Freaking me out
The tourists are rocketing up
And they spin in the air
I drag him white-knuckled onto the cart
Favorably close, I love the front row
The ride’s lever is pulled and we’re off fast!
We’re on the Double Loop and being spun!
Race up the big hill then we will take the plunge
Then on the Log Flume we’re soaking wet!
Since I am steaming this ride will stop my sweat
Screw the stinking queue its way too long
We’ll stand in line like shmucks
When should have got a FastPass instead!
We’ll ride rides till the park’s closed
Ghost train, the Big Slide
And the Scrambler too
Swinging Ship, Roto-Drop
The Hedge Maze and Antique Cars
Then eat greasy food!
I’ll ride the Double Loop until it stops
I won’t leave my seat you’ll have to call the cops!
Merry Go Round’s cute for little kids
On top a plastic horse I will never sit
Riding the Corkscrew, I cannot knock
I got so dizzy that I couldn’t walk
Bought that photo from the ride we’re on
Although my hair’s messed up
And your eyes are like an anime large!
Until they kick us out
We’re going to ride on every ride in this park
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