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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do Is Slap Someone"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Slap Someone"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

hit it
don't call me irascible
don't call me malcontent either
i am just peed offff

all i am is just a curmudgeon everyday
says the man that i was yelling at
i need anger management
he says i am gonna kill him and i am sure
hes a nerd who's idol is holly hunter
and he makes me angry
and i cant get hes negative panegyrics of my mind
I heard a joke about me on Chelsea handler lately
and all i ever faced is a big temper
a minor peccadillo's just piss me off
in the long run, hitting and fighting
just like rihanna and chris brown

People are sophisticated and mannered
perfect chemistry, keep there cool too.
well there not like happy gilmore and me

cause all i wanna do is slap someone
ill go off on a liberal republican
all i wanna do is slap someone
its not appealing but it strokes my ego some
all i wanna do is slap someone
don't make me mad or ill catch you on santa monica boulevard

i like a good beer buzz early in the morning
and starting fights to impress labels
for a million bucks
ill shred you in the bar
like a tina fey joke totally gone wrong
i like to make things burn down
to my thick fingers
and im hitting and cursing people out
and they watch as i like hitting a punching bag with britany spears picture

and a imbred couple enters the bar
caustiously close to one another
they better watch out when i get mad

repeat chorus

otherwise my morals are gone
need pills and counsling and be sang-froid too
salacious and capricous and supercillious
dont hang around me

repeat chorus

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John Barry - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great! Extra credit for panegyrics
white trash - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
thank you i love big vocab words
malcolm higgins - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I slapped a trio of fives on this

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