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Song Parodies -> "Isn't That Our Pappy?"

Original Song Title:

"If It Makes You Happy"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Isn't That Our Pappy?"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

I usually don't use the same original song two days in a row but I'm making an exception here.
I came home; home to Arkansas
Opened the door and I didn't believe what I saw
It was dank and the light was real dim
You both were writhing; groaning and whining
You spread your thighs full; breaking the taboo
I recognized the old man; was him
Hell, I may have to throw up
You're with our Dad; think I've seen enough

You were with our Pappy
Yes, you're with our Dad
It sure was our Pappy
The guy you're rolling 'round with in bed

Been around; and this I know
From this you should refrain; it will mess with your brain
You slept with Dad; I stare at the floor

Came unwound; saw from the doorway
You both were in bed
Now you're kissing his head
With verve as you "Frenched" him again
Watched you sway as you got boned
I did not want to find this at home

Jeez, you're with our Pappy
Yeah, you're with our Dad
Now I'm feeling crappy
Wish I was somewhere else instead

How can you screw Pappy?
What's wrong in your head?
Makes me real unhappy
I really hope I'm not inbred

Where's my car? Going 'way from here
Before I go psycho; afraid where it might go
I wasn't there; and nothing was seen
I can't stay; it's just so wrong
Must leave tonight; I've been here too long

You were with our Pappy
And that's really bad
Now I'm going daffy
And now I'm one crazy lad

You were "doing" Pappy
You both were unclad
Then he blew his taffy
All I can say now is "Egad"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   4

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alvin rhodes - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
disturbingly funny....i liked it
Serafina - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasn't great; also, it seemed off-paced; I couldn't follow it well at the beginning. I'm voting 4-4-4 on it.
Paul Robinson - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, glad you liked it. I thought it might be "right up your alley". Serafina, thanks for checking in with your vote & comment. The pace is tricky to the original song and the parody has to be read "just so" to work pace-wise. I can certainly see where you might not be able to make it track.
Mari D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original well enough to check the pacing. Very well done, but EWWWWW!
Paul Robinson - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - Thanks! Well, "EWWWWW! " was pretty much the point here. Maybe ChuckG should add an "EWWWW!" rating column in the voting area. "Sheryl Crow" parodies seem to follow certain patterns; I have two now dealing somewhat overtly with sex and two that are about utter and terrible dental discomfort and horror. Oh...and one about eating too much junk food (same original song as this), "This Stuff Makes You Flabby".
2nz - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me get this straight: You came home, saw your (sister) in bed, kissing your dad, and kept WATCHING for everything else? Double EWWWWWWW man. 4-3-3 from me.
MrMacphisto - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Incest is best, put your sister to the test."
Paul Robinson - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz - well, fortunately this is fiction. Macphisto - family togetherness...Thanks!

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