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Song Parodies -> "I Want My Chocolate!"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Like Chocolate"

Original Performer:

Shanks & Bigfoot

Parody Song Title:

"I Want My Chocolate!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Swedish foreign minister Carl Bildt made the wacko part of the news again (though admittedly via guilt by association) after one of his bodyguards got into a brawl with an English airport security guard over a bag of chocolates. Reportedly the security guard ran away crying for back up after having been told "fuck you" twice by the bodyguard when she wasn't allowed to bring the chocolates with her on the plane, didn't she know that chocolates are well documented weapons of ass destruction?

TOS can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFFol-8REI
I'll keep my chocolate!
Keep my chocolate!

Having to fly on a plane
Ain't so hard when with chocolate bars
They're so good when I'm flying for home
All I need, and if Belgian I'll moan

I'll keep my chocolate girl!
Keep my chocolate!
It brings me so much joy
Get off my chocolate!

Gust's what I have when I see
How these candies are taken from me
There are swear words that fly from my tongue
And be glad that you're holding my gun!!

Release my chocolate girl!
Here, my chocolate!
It brings me so much joy
Get off my chocolate!

Get off my chocolate!

F*ck off! You're here every day
Let me through with my own special prey
Jesus Christ! Don't you bring out the glove!
Tax-free chocolate's a gift from above

Release my chocolate girl!
Here, my chocolate!
It brings me so much joy
Get off my chocolate!

Get off my chocolate!

I want my chocolate!
I want my chocolate!
I want my chocolate!
I want my chocolate!
© Peter Andersson.
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Additional to the intro comment - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't shake the irony of this story and I'm sure that somewhere Osama is smiling in his cave. Five years ago the international war on terrorism meant Western elite troops fighting stalwart Talibans over control of Afghanistan and global persuit of weapons of mass destruction, now it's down to second class ministral hangarounds fighting incompetent airport security over control of the boarding process and personal persuit of tax-free chocolates. Apparently God is not without a sense of humor!
Anne O'Nymus - April 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Terrible parody. Unfunny and doesn't scan. Epic fail.

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