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Song Parodies -> "Why's My Tongue Still Blue?"

Original Song Title:

"Are Your Eyes Still Blue"

Original Performer:

Shane McAnally

Parody Song Title:

"Why's My Tongue Still Blue?"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

a parody arriving a little late, due to my shoddy internet. apologies in advance!
a parody of a little-known country song by Shane McAnally, who, apparently, used up all of his talent in this one song. as these days, he's writing & producing hip-hop beats for Sam Hunt. it's a shame too, as it's actually a really nice song! and actually kind of country, which we all know wouldn't fly on country radio these days! also a sequel of sorts, to a parody I did last october:
Original parody.
Original song.
please enjoy!
my tongue turned blue, then turned green for just a day
now it's back to blue, I'm kinda scared
won't somebody please help me? darn that candy that I ate
smurf in my gob, man, this really isn't fair

I read about a cure, some odd-tasting drink
I had to spit it out, just right down the sink!

Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?

I've seeked out some help, like a thousand times before
but the doctor even doesn't know what's wrong
so to fix up my mouth
I got some mouthwash at the store
my tongue’s been discolored too long

I have a picture of the way it used to be
it was such bright pink, when I did my best Miley

Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?

brushing with 12 coats of paste
at least I love the minty taste!

Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
I still remember how it used to look
it's just so strange, too
guess I'll check this witch doctor's book
I don't know what I should do
(if I were bold, I'd drink that brew)
how to fix it, man, I haven't got a clue
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?

Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
tell me, someone
Why's My Tongue Still Blue?
thanks for reading! and Shane, thanks for at least one legitimately country song, before becoming a rap music producer masquerading as a country producer!

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Rob Arndt - July 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, have you been drinking Big Blue soda again? 555!
Jonathan - July 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ cotton candy icees, which might as well be Big Blue, since they are blue in color and taste more like cream soda than cotton candy! thanks 4 the 5s! :)
Frank Dobbs - July 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, do you recall a blue cream soda a while back? I'm having a craving for it, but can't find any in my area! What was the brand?

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