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Song Parodies -> "If I Ever Forget My Glove"
Original Song Title:
"If I Ever Fall In Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shai
Parody Song Title:
"If I Ever Forget My Glove"
Parody Written by:
scarfacealcapone
The Lyrics
Just something that I unwittingly came up with while listening to the song, pretty dumb and immature, but it seems to work. And I couldn't really think of anything for the second verse....butt enjoy ;)
(Verse 1)
The very first time, that I put it in your brown eye
Your lips said "Hell No!" and I said "why?"
I knew right then you wouldn't budge
But I was caught up in your anal distraction
But to my satisfaction
Baby changed the look that's on her face
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed(OH!)
I swear the next time she won't defend
(Verse 2)
If I say that I could be your one and only
Promise that you'll never leave me lonely
I just wanna be the one you need(Oh Baby)
I just wanna be the one to serve you
Sometimes I feel as if I don't deserve you
I cherish every moment that we share
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed
(Interlude)
My friend...(the very next time i'll use lubrication,
something I can use again) (Repeat x 4)
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed
(Repeat to Fade)
The very first time, that I put it in your brown eye
Your lips said "Hell No!" and I said "why?"
I knew right then you wouldn't budge
But I was caught up in your anal distraction
But to my satisfaction
Baby changed the look that's on her face
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed(OH!)
I swear the next time she won't defend
(Verse 2)
If I say that I could be your one and only
Promise that you'll never leave me lonely
I just wanna be the one you need(Oh Baby)
I just wanna be the one to serve you
Sometimes I feel as if I don't deserve you
I cherish every moment that we share
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed
(Interlude)
My friend...(the very next time i'll use lubrication,
something I can use again) (Repeat x 4)
(Chorus)
And if I ever...go down there again
I will be sure that I have lubrication
and if I ever... plow in number two
I will be sure that the passage way is lubed
(Repeat to Fade)
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