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Song Parodies -> "Cucumbersome"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Seven Mary Three

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

it's a piece of veg and it's not so nice
I can eat it against the night
I like to believe that some mayonaise would be great
We are like 4 Jo Whileys up her backside

I'll love some cucumbersome
To my world
I'll love some cucumbersome
To my boys

It's a bit of gossip that gets boring now
Don't tell it to the Brummies cos they're used to do
I'll love to believe that it aint Dudley
Cuz Dudley does taste like vagina

I'll love me some cucumbersome
Nowhere else
I'll love me some cucumbersome
Up this backside

Too busy, too heavy, too loud
Tonight after now, cucumbersome
Too rude, too loud, too slow
and i'm wanting her more
Cucumbersome, cucumbersome
Bet i know
know, know, ah, shit

Now, now, no shit

There is a light between 7 words
whenever its Jo Whiley or Hitler
He was a horrible man in 98 words

Too arrow, too boyish, too shit, too shite
Today'll be good
Too violent, too harsh, too fucked, too cunt
Tonight's not nice

Oh, oh, oh, no, no shit
Oh, no, no, yeah oh yeah

There'll be a light between 6 words
then we'll suffocate
There'll be suffocation
wish Hitler was here

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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