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Song Parodies -> "Pothole"
Original Song Title:
"Waffle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sevendust
Parody Song Title:
"Pothole"
Parody Written by:
Pope Excalibur
The Lyrics
Will you please learn to steer?
You're back on the curb right now
Is slowness your career?
Now everyone's honking
You know you can't drive on the cones
You can't drive on the cones
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
WHY YOU NEED TWO LANES?
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Let us make a deal
When you get behind the wheel
You need to find your blinker
Start usin' it
Start usin' it
Trapped behind an old bat
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
WHY YOU NEED TWO LANES?
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
When you're on the phone
I hear the busting glass
Wait for sirens
Wait for sirens (STILL)
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
You're back on the curb right now
Is slowness your career?
Now everyone's honking
You know you can't drive on the cones
You can't drive on the cones
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
WHY YOU NEED TWO LANES?
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Let us make a deal
When you get behind the wheel
You need to find your blinker
Start usin' it
Start usin' it
Trapped behind an old bat
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
WHY YOU NEED TWO LANES?
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
When you're on the phone
I hear the busting glass
Wait for sirens
Wait for sirens (STILL)
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
WHAT GIVES YOU TWO LANES?
WHY YOU IN TWO LANES?
Brake for the light
It's a bright red "DO NOT GO"
Wait for the light
Be polite
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What the heck does any of this have to do with a pothole???
Roughly as much as the original has to do with a waffle?
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