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Song Parodies -> "Cloning Time"

Original Song Title:

"Closing Time"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cloning Time"

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The Lyrics

Cloning time, Welcome to the store
Where I can make another Earl
Cloning time, Have your DNA plucked
Give human duplication a whirl

Cloning time, People I'll make multiple
Like you photocopy your rear
Cloning time, If you want to be cloned
Take a seat right here...

I know why you want to have a clone
Have that bum sit in meetings that drone
Have him work while you chill on your throne
Make a clone

Cloning time, I'm lucky you tout
Your DNA there on your thumb
Cloning time, He's goo in a test tube
But a second you he will become

No, Don't you blow a gasket!
I'll build a nerve plexus
And I'll design you a friend
Cloning Time...
Buddy, You, I'm twinning
If just all of your cash you spend

I know why you want to have a clone
Wife can blame him for the crap at home
A DD when you pound down the foam
Make a clone

Cloning time, Carbon copy will sprout
And then the news will all go nuts!

I know why you want to have a clone
You stay warm while he shovels the snow
See how you'd look if you had a fro
Make a clone

I know why you'd want to have a clone
Till your power is soon overthrown
Evil twin is brewing, I have grown
He's your clone

Cloning time, More people I'm twinning
Cause I will make the world end!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   3

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
A five...another five....and a third five, all identical. ;D
Abbott Skelding - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
And excellent title sub, nice rhymes and incredibly funny stuff...great work as always! I would love to hear this one recorded!
Patrick - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
I am just beside myself.
glen s - February 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Great title sub and lots of great one liners. Right up there with weird ale I think I'm a clone now. I can stay at home while I'm out of town. :c)

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