Song Parodies -> "I wanna be a Stupid Liberal"

Original Song Title:

"I wanna be a Homosexual"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I wanna be a Stupid Liberal"

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The Lyrics

I think it was listening to the Human Pez Dispenser that helped me write this parody. She is the one running in NYC. Marxism/Communism has been an abject failure. China is still around but the moment they take away the force, the country will fall apart. (Note: This band is somewhat edgy; this song and some of their others are NSFW)

I wanna be a Stupid Liberal

(Sung to "I wanna be a Homosexual" - Screeching Weasel)

I'm loving Karl Marx
not that racist Rosa Parks
See freedom I despise
watch the sheeple believe my lies!
A prating commie,
hating mommy,
basement dwelling troll
my head's an empty hole,
and I support ANTIFA!

I wanna be, I wanna be a Stupid Liberal
i wanna be, wanna be a Shock Box Liberal
i wanna be, wanna be a Nonsense Liberal
i wanna be

Shred the middle class
Yeah I sound like a true dumbass
Rob you of everything
While I falsely say freedom sings!
I see no difference,
between my nonsense,
and the Constitution, man
the second should be banned
and the EC should be canned, oh yeah

I wanna be, I wanna be a Stupid Liberal
i wanna be, wanna be a Marxist Liberal
i wanna be, wanna be a Puppet Liberal
i wanna be

Call me a Liberal
call me a tax loving freedom hating slowp!
but I don't care because I don't have to work
That makes me wanna troll some more
And be a dysgene
and be a dotard

Kill the middle class
tax them to the very last
The rich they owe it all
Then I'll have the gall to protest a wall!
Who makes no sense
I make no sense
I am so full of shit
but I'll never admit
I am not brave enough to be free!

I wanna be, i wanna be a Stupid Liberal
I wanna be, wanna be a Hated Liberal
I wanna be, wanna be a Hunted Liberal
I wanna be. an Extinct Liberal

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Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2018 - Report this comment

Another right-wing bum who isn't smart enough to know that liberalism isn't socialism, and neither one of them is communism. Don't talk about stupidity: It was your side that nominated Spiro Agnew, Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, going from merely ignorant and not very bright to progressively more stupid, now to out-and-out dangerously stupid.

Libby - August 21, 2018 - Report this comment

"China is still around but the moment they take away the force, the country will fall apart. " Huh?

kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment

describes libs to a "T"

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