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Song Parodies -> "Weird Things that ARE All True"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Things that ARE All True"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some weird facts...
Weird things that ARE all true
To blow our minds

Are we fools, or are they true?
Russian surface area larger than Pluto!
Saudi Arabia imports camels from Oz, don'tcha know?

Hippo milk is pink, can you handle it?
France used the guillotine when "Star Wars" came out!
Carrots were originally purple!
It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter, no doubt!

Weird things that are ALL true
To blow our minds
Really strange finds

Can't hum when nosed closed blues!
Peanuts aren't nuts, but legumes!
Sid is Cookie Monsters real name to boot!
Unicorn is national animal of Scotland
Octopus has hearts to spare*
More fake flamingos than real, see?
Dot over an I is "tittle"- understand?

Proven factually
Weird things that are ALL true
To blow our minds
(Dog food lid backwards is Dildo Of God- Dear Me!!!)

* it has 3

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