Well I pulled out of L.A. going towards the eastern seaboard
I've got me a propane furnace running like Barbeque's Galore
There's a toll booth ahead all night, I don't see a prop in sight
Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight.

I got a DVD and we're staying overnight
I'm drinking espresso and my eyes are shut tight
Just passed a Squirtle and Snow White,
I've been passing everything in sight
Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight

Well it seems like a month since I missed my sister goodbye
I could have a debit card but I'm not like Best Buy
I could get some cash to play all night
But I should buy a set of lights
Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight

Well the FCC is checking my satelite dish
My Car's overheated and I really have no wish
My Sister's bugging me tonight, I can dodge all the toll booths all right
Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight

My car's a little old but that don't mean we're going to pass
We have to go get some snacks and the car's running out of gas.
My new show's coming at five, if you think I'm happy your right
Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight

Six days on the show and I'm gonna be on Leno tonight

Six Days On The Show and
I'm gonna be on Leno tonight