Early mornin’ rise
I’ve gotta get to work
Shower feels so good
Grab a bite off ma fork

And then it’s frantic time
Dressed in ma suit & tie
Yeah, I’m lookin’ real fine
Now where’s those keys of mine?

(Chorus)
Mission improbable
Again, unsolvable
Where the F are my keys?
Ain’t nothin’ but trouble y’all

No way! Imma be late
Boss man is a real jerk
Bein’ late one more time
Be out lookin’ for work

Where the hell are my keys?
I ain’t got no kids nor wife
So no one has moved them
Yet still trouble and strife!

Mission improbable
Again, unsolvable
Where the F are my keys?
Ain’t nothin’ but trouble y’all

No, not on ma dresser
No, not in ma clothing
No , not in ma Jaguar
Yet they are still missing!

I’ve had it all y’all
Shit happens every day
Need a Fu-king key rack
Gotta be on my way

Can’t be late today
Oh hell no! No way!
Can’t be late today
Oh hell no! No way!
Or there’ll be hell to pay!
Hell to pay!

Was drunk in the bathroom
Think man, where was I last?
Yes, that was the last room
Lots of Gin came up fast

Quick eye-ballin’ the floor
Keys under the crapper
Make a dash for the door
Can’t get to work faster
(This day a disaster)

Can’t be late today
Oh hell no! No way!
Can’t be late today
Oh hell no! No way!
Or there’ll be hell to pay!
Hell to pay!

Mission improbable
Again, unsolvable
Where the F are my keys?
Ain’t nothin’ but trouble y’all

After work, gonna hang ‘em on a nail in the wall
That way I can grab them on my way down the hall
I’m tired of bein’ stalled
This ain’t funny y’all…