-> "Change My Hue"
Original Song Title:
"I Want You"
Parody Song Title:
"Change My Hue"
The Lyrics
Buddy take a look at my bright face
You say it's so white
Yes the sun I will never grace
I prefer late at night
Got a burn that's healing
I take shelter
In a basement that's lined
With big freak gargoyles of silver
It is rather hard to see quite straight
When the T.V's so bright
Electrified I grin
See me smile lightly
Got some charm see my lips
pure white face am I human I may fall
Think I need to, I want to
Well can't stand, I feel a bit colder
Hope it heals when I'm a bit older
Not a vampire or prude
but I am pale dude
Ooh, I'm white dude
Have less color than stick glue
But, ooh, it hurts to go out
Ooh, Change my hue
Something to restore my use
But, ooh until then I'll pout
On the web I'm surfing
while I keep closed all my curtains
Getting lonely I'm the subject
of all jokes and more
Hard to look, and cannot see with light in my room
I've got black lights near my door
And I doubt that I can handle more
Coloration has not hit my space
Skin has poor reaction if I put makeup on my face
Step out most are gawking
Pointing-laughing, shouting slurs
Some are frightening except small dalmatians
who are jealous of my skin tones
I hope I don't get any lighter
Even Colgate is not brighter
You can't look right at me dude
Or you'll go blind too
Colorless true
Casper thought I was dead too
But, ooh, He said I'd stand out
Ooh, Don't laugh dude
I'd darken to look like you
But, ooh I'm too white and I shout
Oooooh yeah, oooh yeah
Anytime I'm out at a place
People squint their eyes
to some I'm divine upon my face
cause my white skin shines and
the brightness of me turns off street lights
In the blink of an eye
I glow like a light bulb on the front porch
Please don't laugh and point-cause I can't change
Last name may be bright
Ironic, and strange
I might move to Alaska
Where the snow and the ice
and the state where most humans have brighter hues
Yes I need to, I want to
Ooh, I'm bright dude
and yeah I am quite smart too
But, ooh, I want to go out
Ooh, Night-time rules
Though sometimes the stars hurt too
But, ooh I just want to shout
Can clouds please come out?
(Clouds please come out)
(Clouds please come out)
Ooh, I'm light-true
May'nnaise has more color too
But, ooh, I tie with white out
Ooh, please can you
adjust your T.V.'s bright hues
Cause, ooh your eyes may just burn out
Ooh, I'm white dude
So much so I may blind you
But, ooh, At least I stand out
(I always stand out)
Ooh, Guess its true
I will always shine bright too
(ooh can we find out)
But, Ooh I can dream when I pout
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