Song Parodies -> Crashed Into A Gas Pump
| Original Song Title: | "Crash And Burn" |
| Original Performer: | Savage Garden |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crashed Into A Gas Pump" |
| Parody Written by: | John Lomain |
True story, saw it on the local news several months ago.
Yeah, it was 5 a.m.
And she went out looking for some booze
Went to a gas station, and also got some gas
It was too early, for them to be selling booze
She was drunk already, and then she got really mad
Paid for gas, and closed her car door, she just felt she couldn't take anymore
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
She might've also been ticked
By the terribly high gas prices
Was caught in the gas station
She was so easy to find
She was still drunk at the station, hey
Yeah, the cops just took her away
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
Yeah, she has caused so much heartache and pain
And she might even do it again
She'll crash again
Yeah, it was 5 a.m.
And she went out looking for some booze
She ended up crashing
Into the gas pump, yeah
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
And she went out looking for some booze
Went to a gas station, and also got some gas
It was too early, for them to be selling booze
She was drunk already, and then she got really mad
Paid for gas, and closed her car door, she just felt she couldn't take anymore
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
She might've also been ticked
By the terribly high gas prices
Was caught in the gas station
She was so easy to find
She was still drunk at the station, hey
Yeah, the cops just took her away
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
Yeah, she has caused so much heartache and pain
And she might even do it again
She'll crash again
Yeah, it was 5 a.m.
And she went out looking for some booze
She ended up crashing
Into the gas pump, yeah
She crashed into the gas pump
And got arrested, that stunk
The cops were on the scene almost right away
Car didn't work after that
Pump fell over, made a splat
But it didn't explode, Coke machine
Also fell over
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What is the point of this? Where is the humour?
Seems like a funny news story. 5's
that's a great song! i would'nt really call it a parody though
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