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Song Parodies -> "She's Freezing"
Original Song Title:
"No Reason"
Original Performer:
Sator
Parody Song Title:
"She's Freezing"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
She's gonna get more clothes an' try to get more warm
She's gonna reaffirm that she survives throughout the storm
She would get another toddy, can't get it through her drapes
She gets a real bad shakin' from pausin' her a-traipse
Can't this cold be effing gone?
They say our climate's in a change, she's getting weirder all the time
Her circulation's going down, the Weather Channel's full of chime
What's the temperature in Hell, legs she had to stop to shave
Her Fahrenheit is pinned to six feet under polar graves'
Why can't this cold be moving on?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Low degrees - she's woebegone
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
She's cold!
Where's the turn when she heats up, when will she stop to cough?
When's winter breaking zero and her clothing-layers coming off?
I don't care for chilly fronts, Old Man Winter oughta punt!
I'd rather be a-steaming at a Chili's Restaurant!
When will this cold be effing gone?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Low degrees - she's woebegone
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
Etc
She's gonna reaffirm that she survives throughout the storm
She would get another toddy, can't get it through her drapes
She gets a real bad shakin' from pausin' her a-traipse
Can't this cold be effing gone?
They say our climate's in a change, she's getting weirder all the time
Her circulation's going down, the Weather Channel's full of chime
What's the temperature in Hell, legs she had to stop to shave
Her Fahrenheit is pinned to six feet under polar graves'
Why can't this cold be moving on?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Low degrees - she's woebegone
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
She's cold!
Where's the turn when she heats up, when will she stop to cough?
When's winter breaking zero and her clothing-layers coming off?
I don't care for chilly fronts, Old Man Winter oughta punt!
I'd rather be a-steaming at a Chili's Restaurant!
When will this cold be effing gone?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Low degrees - she's woebegone
She's freezing! She's freezing!
Is it cold today?
Etc
© Peter Andersson.
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Living in a colder environment must make the situation worse! 555!
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