-> "I Will Dismember You"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Remember You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Dismember You"
The Lyrics
Chorus: I will dismember you
With my large machete
You faked our love
The last time
No love for a beast like me
Verse 1: Remember the good times
That we had?
I creeped on you in the woods
But you were bad
Clearly I first saw you
Bangin’ in the tent
With some jerk, I stabbed his body
Think his name was Trent
Chorus: I will dismember you
Cuz you went and crossed me
You ran away
In the night
By the morn you’ll rest in peace
Verse 2: I can’t die, soon you will see
Cut me with the edge of something, I won’t bleed
It’s funny when you’re horror-struck
And I’m right behind the door
I’ll cut you to pieces
Splattered on the floor
Chorus: I will dismember you
Pieces, yes you shall be
Don’t try to run
You can’t hide
Fast or not, I’m right behind
Verse 3: Not afraid to cut you
I’m more afraid of stains
Cleaning all my masks and jackets
Is a pain
Thought we had a fondness
Deeper than my cave
Gave you everything I had
Now no one will save
Chorus: I will dismember you
We could have been happy
With you in chains
As my wife
That’s no more, I’ll take your life
Chorus: I just dismembered you
I bet that you’re sorry
But what’s that sound?
In the woods
Could that be, the girl for me?
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