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Song Parodies -> "I Will Dismember You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Remember You"

Original Performer:

Sarah McLachlan

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Dismember You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Psychotic. insane, supernatural serial killers have feelings too. And they have a right to be loved just like the rest of us! Only don't break their hearts.....
Chorus: I will dismember you
With my large machete
You faked our love
The last time
No love for a beast like me

Verse 1: Remember the good times
That we had?
I creeped on you in the woods
But you were bad
Clearly I first saw you
Bangin’ in the tent
With some jerk, I stabbed his body
Think his name was Trent

Chorus: I will dismember you
Cuz you went and crossed me
You ran away
In the night
By the morn you’ll rest in peace

Verse 2: I can’t die, soon you will see
Cut me with the edge of something, I won’t bleed
It’s funny when you’re horror-struck
And I’m right behind the door
I’ll cut you to pieces
Splattered on the floor

Chorus: I will dismember you
Pieces, yes you shall be
Don’t try to run
You can’t hide
Fast or not, I’m right behind

Verse 3: Not afraid to cut you
I’m more afraid of stains
Cleaning all my masks and jackets
Is a pain
Thought we had a fondness
Deeper than my cave
Gave you everything I had
Now no one will save
Chorus: I will dismember you
We could have been happy
With you in chains
As my wife
That’s no more, I’ll take your life

Chorus: I just dismembered you
I bet that you’re sorry
But what’s that sound?
In the woods
Could that be, the girl for me?
October 9, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT!!!!! :)

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Meriadoc - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I really like the part where he is ruing all the mess it makes.. ! Also "think his name was Trent".
Matthias - March 23, 2013 - Report this comment
This song totally deserved the sick and twisted psychopathic treatment that it got. It's far too sappy for it's own damn good.
Agrimorfee - April 04, 2013 - Report this comment
It reads a heck of a lot like death metal lyrics. Too much so. I wish I could say I was amused. It's not's me. :)
Max Power - April 07, 2013 - Report this comment
It kind of reminds me of a fanfic someone wrote about a girlband. You can guess why he got arrested but still, lol. But then again death metal bands are allowed to get away with something like that.
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) This totally sounds like something Freddy Kreuger would sing. If the guy is nuts enough to kill a kid with the Power Glove, I think singing a parody of the world's sappiest song would fit right in. Fantastic parody here, B-Man. 555!
Glen S - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
He sounds charming... I agree that this OS deserved some psycho treatment. Funny stuff, but 'Pieces, yes you shall be' stood out to me
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2013 - Report this comment
I would really love for someone to record this and play it over a Jason Vorhees montage...that'd be hilarious- just like this spoof. Nice job!
Red Ant - April 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Somewhat surprised you didnt do this to Skid Row's "I Remember You". 555 blits

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