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Song Parodies -> "Bermuda Bermuda"
Original Song Title:
"Maria Maria"
Original Performer:
Santana & The Product G&B
Parody Song Title:
"Bermuda Bermuda"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
For those of you unfamiliar witht the legends of the Bermuda Triangle, here's a quick overview. Throughout history there have been many unexplained occurences in the Bermuda Triangle. There have been dozen of reported disappearances of planes, ships, and people. These this disappear without a trace. POOF! Gone. Sometimes wreckage turns up out of nowhere from planes or ships that disappeared many years before. There have also been reports of airplanes glowing neon green and rapid and violent weather changes. Some believe it's the work of U.F.O.s, others believe it's all coincidental and natural. The fact is, there is nothing that proves that there is any extraterrestrial involvement in Bermuda, but there's also no explanation for these occurences either. I don't really believe that Bermuda has anything to do with aliens, but I think its fun to image. ;)
Intro: Ladies and Gents
Take out your map coordinates
To locate a place called Bermuda
And it’s triangle (paranormal)
Missing people, poof
Could be U.F.O. Gangs
Chorus: Oh, Bermuda Bermuda
I’ve been hearing lots of freaky stories
Resting out in the Atlantic
Keep taking our lives just like an evil guy
Oh, Bermuda Bermuda
It’s a phenom that’s unexplained
From the acts of U.F.O.s (yeah, yeah)
Way down there in Bermuda
Verse 1: Disappearing, reappearing
Bad weather will annoy ya
See as the weird is getting weirder
Cyclones appear, destroy ya
See planes and their pilots, won’t enjoy ya
Wishing for ways to make it safely
In their aircraft, face the triangle bravely
Somebody made mistakes most gravely
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (east coast)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (all ghosts)
Chorus: Bermuda Bermuda
You are fright’ning with your creepy stories
Floating out in the large ocean
Keeps stealing our flights just like the Al Quaeda
Oh! Bermuda Bermuda
I don’t know why Bermuda takes
I ask, is the answer in the stars? (yeah, yeah)
Do they control Bermuda?
Verse 2: I see planes f-fallin’, in the ocean
This place is getting madder
There are no signals, to prove it’s Bermuda
The tales are getting sadder
See boats full of shipmates, poof gone matter
Only to come back many years later
So I look up, curse the sky
Saying this is no paradise!
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (so weird)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (not clear)
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (I feared)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (they all disappeared!)
Bridge: Bermuda you know you’re a mother!
When a plane glows I can blame you
Through the charade!
And even the false tales aside
I feel I’ll have a tirade!
Chorus: Bermuda! Yeah!
Keeps on spewing out the same weird stories
Brewing out there being sinful
Keeps hiding a lie just like a movie star
Oh! Bermuda Bermuda!
Oh! Is doing evil to this day!
From commands above the stars!
Performed by our Bermuda
Outro: Taking us out yo!
Corrupt Bermuda and the U.F.O. Gang
Airplanes, People on boats, depraved Bermuda, U.F.O.s
Yo people, you been lettin’ this thing hide!
Take out your map coordinates
To locate a place called Bermuda
And it’s triangle (paranormal)
Missing people, poof
Could be U.F.O. Gangs
Chorus: Oh, Bermuda Bermuda
I’ve been hearing lots of freaky stories
Resting out in the Atlantic
Keep taking our lives just like an evil guy
Oh, Bermuda Bermuda
It’s a phenom that’s unexplained
From the acts of U.F.O.s (yeah, yeah)
Way down there in Bermuda
Verse 1: Disappearing, reappearing
Bad weather will annoy ya
See as the weird is getting weirder
Cyclones appear, destroy ya
See planes and their pilots, won’t enjoy ya
Wishing for ways to make it safely
In their aircraft, face the triangle bravely
Somebody made mistakes most gravely
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (east coast)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (all ghosts)
Chorus: Bermuda Bermuda
You are fright’ning with your creepy stories
Floating out in the large ocean
Keeps stealing our flights just like the Al Quaeda
Oh! Bermuda Bermuda
I don’t know why Bermuda takes
I ask, is the answer in the stars? (yeah, yeah)
Do they control Bermuda?
Verse 2: I see planes f-fallin’, in the ocean
This place is getting madder
There are no signals, to prove it’s Bermuda
The tales are getting sadder
See boats full of shipmates, poof gone matter
Only to come back many years later
So I look up, curse the sky
Saying this is no paradise!
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (so weird)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (not clear)
A horror to go, people poofing, planes be poofing
A horror to go, they be poofing (I feared)
A horror to go, can’t be proven, won’t be proven
A horror to go, can’t be proven (they all disappeared!)
Bridge: Bermuda you know you’re a mother!
When a plane glows I can blame you
Through the charade!
And even the false tales aside
I feel I’ll have a tirade!
Chorus: Bermuda! Yeah!
Keeps on spewing out the same weird stories
Brewing out there being sinful
Keeps hiding a lie just like a movie star
Oh! Bermuda Bermuda!
Oh! Is doing evil to this day!
From commands above the stars!
Performed by our Bermuda
Outro: Taking us out yo!
Corrupt Bermuda and the U.F.O. Gang
Airplanes, People on boats, depraved Bermuda, U.F.O.s
Yo people, you been lettin’ this thing hide!
January 11, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT :)!
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I thought I'd disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle once, but it turned out I was just watching "Monster A-Go Go."
(Ages) This reminds me of a Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat episode, where the Bermuda Triangle was played up like a kaiju thing that made everything into an acid trip until Manhattan Square appeared and married him. It was kinda weird. That said, great parody B-Man, 555!
(Ages) Heard about the Ol' Bermuda Triangle...that is scary indeed. It also reminds kind of of "Jules Verne's Mysterious Island" (I'm reading the book now) except 5 men, (engineer, reporter, sailor, teenager, and soldier, or whoever the last person is) escape through a floating balloon and disappear into a black hole transporting them to a mysterious island. I'm about to give you 555's but...uh oh...where'd they go? Must be lost in the Bermuda Triangle, maybe?
Nice job! Great song selection and I love the title switch!
First time I heard this original song. Not too bad. Very fun and unusual topic to make a parody about. I loved it!
Ages...I LOVE THE OS. LOVE IT. No, I really love it. And that always makes it easier to love the parody...as long as it's written well, as this is. Nice work!!
(AofA) This is one of Dad's favorite songs! I thought the idea was really clever, and it had some awesome lines in it, but I think you pulled your punches a bit on this one, which is strange to me.
I hated that song, the memories in 2000 when it was overplayed...*shudder*. Kudos for being able to turn it into a song parody that made the song somewhat tolerable, even if it didn't make that song disappear into the Bermuda Triangle but still, great work!
To think that your Al-Quaeda line would still be relevant 4 years later is sad to note, but it is still a funny line. I wish you had done more besides "poofin'" & "proven" for the choruses, but I did like it a lot for the matchup of OS to concept.
Great topic choice! I liked this one it was a lot of fun.
(Artistry) See above!
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