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Song Parodies -> "Cruel"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Santana featuring Rob Thomas

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Girl, you're a mean one
You poke fun at me from night until dawn
Well, I hear you spitting out cuss words, and say that I'm dumb
You call me a fool
Drank Margaritas, You say I'm pansy-drink Tequila
Have no reason to tease me-hun
Or say I need school-yeah

And you think your poop don't stink stuff up
but it does, and I think I've had enough
I will leave-- you wife, so drop your attitude
'Cause you are so cruel

Sick of all the commotion you put me through
Oh, it's the same gosh damn emotion that makes me feel blue
Sick of the push and shovin' that get from you girl
Don't even start, how I feel
So don't you bi*ch about it

Well you like to complain
and when your mad you make me cry in pain
With every scream and every slur
I hear my name you yell it out
We were at Sbarro's
You said I'm too fat to eat there though
You feel the need to be a jerk, make me feel low
Beating me down. . .down

You kicked my head said that you've had enough
So just go; I think I'm giving up
Need to change-- my life and just get rid of you
'Cause you're so cruel

You lack any devotion in our bedroom
Oh, Don't know where you got the notion that I am a goon
You used our kitchen oven to melt all my tools, yeah
I get the house, and the car
Because it's me that bought them

(Santana breakdown instrumental section)

Travel by locomotion, buses work too
Oh, please just get your @$$ in motion cause I am sick of you
It's time that you be movin' and take your cat too, yeah
Don't even start, that's the deal
So just forget about us-yeah

Oh just forget about us
oh-will you forget about us
oh-Let's put and end to all this
(Don't even start, that's the deal)
Oooh-It is over between us-yeah
I'm sick and tired of this -no no oh no
oh- I want to get out of this-no no oh no
So just forget about us-babe aahh
So just forget about us
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