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Song Parodies -> "I am Smexy Beautimous (Shortened Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I am Body Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Salt-N-Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"I am Smexy Beautimous (Shortened Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody dedicated to Anna (Chickadee) from the tv show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." She's the thin one with the baby Kaitlyn.
[Anna-spoken:]

Hey Y'all
Oh, hell yeah
Don't be hatin’ me cause I'm beautimous
Ain’t like nobody
Move over Mama
'Cause I'm not fatter (just flatter)
Than you (than you)
Nice curves (head-turns)
Ma body's beautimous, shakely
That's right, I just can't help it, yeeah
It's not my fault, I don’t eat all day!

[Sung]

I shake my BOOTY
Booty
Smexy and beautimous
Smexy beautimous
Ma breasts ain’t HEAVY
Perky
Smexy and beautimous
Yes, smexy and beautimous

I'm up and runnin’
I have a child
Redneck scary, hey
I go buck wild
I am a sweet thang
And I rule ma world
I'm scentual
Smexy habitual

My camouflage
I've got it on (I'm red to go)
And I luv the outdoors, honey
Ride off-road strong
I am the one (the only one)
Unlike the others
Sisters, no brothers
Thin, sexy, beautimous

I thank you KINDLY
Kindly
I’m smexy, beautimous
Smexy beautimous
I thank you KINDLY
Kindly
I’m smexy, beautimous
Smexy beautimous

I got me some action
Got preg at sixteen
‘Nother mouth to feed
I still luv ma body
And don’t stuff maself
I eat roadkill from off 112*
It's all good from ma front to ma back
I got it like that, carpet’s a wrestlin’mat
It's a damn good thing I work out that way
Smexy beautimous, hey that's me!!!

I have ma fans (give me fever)
I’m seventeen (luv me)
I shave ma legs (sexified)
I neva beg (neva beg)
I rule this house (ass-kickin‘)
In leggins prance
Vajiggle jaggle? (No!)
I am sexy beautimous

I thank you KINDLY
Kindly
I’m smexy, beautimous
Smexy beautimous
I thank you KINDLY
Kindly
I’m smexy, beautimous
Smexy beautimous

[Spoken:]

Don't hate me ‘cuz I'm beautimous
Everyone's beautimous in their own special way
For me no eatin‘ binge, don’t suck it in
Good-lookin’ comes from bein’ thin
I am sexy beautimous

Smexy beautimous (luv ma body)
Smexy beautimous (twerk it, twerk it)
Smexy beautimous (luv ma body)
Smexy beautimous, that's me

I’m out…
Redneck terms:
Smexy= Smart and sexy (applies to both sexes)
Beautimous= Beautiful
Vajiggle jaggle= Excess skin or fat
*112= Hwy 112

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