Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Ante Up"

Original Song Title:

"Gitty Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Salt N Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Ante Up"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com.

This is parody 400, it also finishes that Bathias list (meaning all three big lists (Epic 40, Bathias, and the Big 7 are complete)
Ante-Up buddy

You can bet that
Golden watch and a top hat
You can bet that
Lots of cash, but no pet cats

You I'm gonna trounce I'll make quick work
Of your worth
Sit 'til I get your cash and your shirt
And I'ma bluff you 'til your all out
Boy don't pout, Like Tears for Fears you'll shout
Bro, B.A.Dave-y make you sell-oh
Diamond Rings, Your-car, your-home
Everybody put your stash on the line
Ante-Up, Ante-Up, Alright

Ante Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
Taking all that you brought, and I won't stop
Getting rich by dawn, make a lot, say what
Ante-Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
You'll lose your pants I won't stop, Nikes you'll drop
Keep your undies on, or the cops go "What???"

Ante up buddy, I'm a how-to-win it guide
My angst I shall hide, No blink in my eyes
Fold Em now, Or my style'll get ya
Dave, Non-Stop Playa, winna
I'll take any metal even brass
Though I prefer the Benz, your keys
Yes this weekend, Pay the piper now my friend
You credit cards aren't chargin
Better lift your chin, Sloppy
You deflate-Sonny
I'll take what you got, Give to me
You thought you were sly, You tried
though, can't fake it bro, Just go, make your move
Lost-yeah true, I just run this
Your Rolex-nice bling, don't fight
You got into this
You cannot face me with no skills
You'll lose your gold grills, uh
My butt stays still don't it?

Ante Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
Taking all that you brought, and I won't stop
Getting rich by dawn, make a lot, say what
Ante-Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
You'll lose your pants I won't stop, Nikes you'll drop
Keep your undies on, or the cops go "What???"

Some people hate; say that I am a hustler
You like to think I cheat-I blush
You just suck @$$
Think you'll beat me at the deck?
(Boy can't keep his tears held back)
Can't help it that I'm strong, Earn ev'ry dime that I got
(Yo, No sleeves so please stop)
I paint a perfect picture, Know which cards get me richer
Mind is sharp ain't no tricksta, ain't no front
Keep on cryin' boy
(I've been checked night ain't seen nothin on me, what)
I just know when to hold em (Say what)
I've never run, that's right (What)
Look at all the losers tryna diss on me, downplay me
Yo, thats all cool to me
I'm-ah winnin 'til I am set for life
It sucks for those who face me right?
I keep winning buddy

Ante Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
Taking all that you brought, and I won't stop
Getting rich by dawn, make a lot, say what
Ante-Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
You'll lose your pants I won't stop, Nikes you'll drop
Keep your undies on, or the cops go "What???"

Ante up buddy
Give me that Queen and King, Ten, Jack and Ace to me
Give me that Queen and King, Ten, Jack and Ace to me
Give it to me, give it to me
Give it to me, give it to me
Give me the cards, You see
Wam-slam YEAH!

Oops, guess I win again, beat you to hella
Brain swells bigga, uh, swelter
Beat ya homie, Now you how me lots
Give me all that you got and your big yacht
When you're up against me
Put your cards down, homie
Can't lose now, come on
I cant take you out like a pro
Boo get your money or be gone
Boy I'll knock you out (Watch out)
Hey now it is your move

Ante Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
Taking all that you brought, and I won't stop
Getting rich by dawn, make a lot, say what
Ante-Up buddy (Ante Up, Ante Up), say what
You'll lose your pants I won't stop, Nikes you'll drop
Keep your undies on, or the cops go "What???"

Ante Up Buddy

You can bet that
Golden watch and a top hat
You can bet that
Lots of cash, but no pet cats
You can bet that
Golden watch and a top hat
You can bet that
Pass the chips buddy

Ante Up
Ante Up
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - December 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I think I may have about 1/3 of this project done. If I'm lucky... Really, All of my effort has been going into the Weird Al Polka Project. Congrats though. It was a bit too hard for me.
Jeff Reuben - December 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Was just thinking about Vegas this weekend, an appropriate song. Congrats on hitting 400!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/saltnpepa7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 511