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Song Parodies -> "I Get Giddy"

Original Song Title:

"R U Ready"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Salt N Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"I Get Giddy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I Get Giddy
Drink, Drink getting hard to think
Mind just sinks,
Not feeling too good Brain cells are missing links
Red Bull,
the caffine makes me high (high)
Focuses my sight,
All these mistakes I’ve made
I need some shade, ten days I ain’t laid
Passing out, my whole world it fades
Work I’m hatin’, stayin’ up to make cash
No Doz-you know I’ve got a stash To wake my @$$
Snoring through the morning
Gotta stay up late again, using pens, homework sent
Can’t bother to slumber
Truth is mean, I may look sulky
but at work I’ll stay keen
But I’m pleading
Going down, yes I fell
Feels like hell, Body aches I can tell
I caught the flu but No time to whine dude
So I’ll drink some Mountain Dew, Hate alarm clock sounds. . .

When I feel slight
Drink One, Drink two
I’ve gotta stay awake
The deadlines will soon be due
Fill up my cup, fill it up
Drink, I’m ready, I get giddy!

When homework reeks
Pill green, pill blue,
Gotta make it through the day
Cause half awake just wont due
5 hours GULP-Make it sucks
Man it’s nasty, but I’m giddy!

So now my eyes open up max
Bouncing, control’s lax
I think my teeth have turned to foam or hot wax
That Caffeine is mean mind’s cracking
Feel my head cracking the roof I’ve gone whack
So boom ‘round the room, I’m a fast speaker
Gotta warn ya, running in my sneakers
Head’s racing, what I’m facing, Hear your voice go POOF yousa goof
I’m on the loose now
Yeah, wired, I’m gonna make sure that I don’t get fired
Not tired stutter on dire-d
Hey is my name tag on? Oh wait it is, guess I’m still gone
Miss Piggy, Random like Will’s jiggy
Need a head check-1, 2, Oh dude, blood is cool!
My mind is noodles, stay focused I’ll doodle
I’m declassified like Pluto
Mesmerized by the word oodles

High as a kite
Sugar’s so cool, Some say I’m a light weight
Well I guess that much is true
Gonna crash soong, gonna crash
Boom, not ready, I’m still giddy

Them sleepless nights
Not one or two, And the morning gives way
See the sun poking through
Gotta dress up, put stuff on
Wash, brush heavy, Need some Pepsi!

Some say that I have too much bounce
From the caffeine I’ve been sippin
Coffee beans have got me on the ceiling, flippin
Can’t see no more, eyes are sore, how we doin’ it
Taurine pills, strongest ones can maybe losin’ it
Drinking that too: Grape Bombs
Sleep blows Cola, Cocoa Gotta make my blood flow
Drink whatever you have got until it moves ya
Gotta keep the nausea down
inside ya, What time is it????

Pills to the drink but now what can I say
Tried to lay down but can’t sleep anyway
No way, clothes in piles as I just try to wake dear
Spaced out this is real Don’t wanna pass out
Pull the stock how, We’ll wake the body
To do laundry, No need for the sleepies
I'm gonna be at work all night, it bites
All jaws will drop if I lose my lights
Send my noggin’ into orbit
Droppin’ lap tops and I can’t abort it
That’s something, Waking up my rear
Throwing TV’s to the other side
I came here have alive, Now I’m hyped
Hey don’t listen to me, Hey I’m happy
Stop on a dime, somewhat of a freak
You wanna hate me, your boss
I got the slip that will piss you off
Recent, gonna have another shot by instinct
I’m a cloud bound upside
Everybody’s falling on the ground
Gonna pound my whole system for time
Soon I will be fine, No more binds, gonna shine

My rap sound trite
Hey hun, WOO HOO, Everybody get’s paid
but only if they make it through
Fill your cups up, Fill em up
Ice, drink’s ready?, Let’s Get Giddy!

When I need light
Pills son, Shots too, Everybody has ways
When the deadlines are all due
Hey man what’s up, what is up
Shoot, veins ready, Let’s Get Giddy

I feel my eyes
tongue up, head too, everybody ev’ry day
From the office to work crews
Don’t be too dumb, get ‘er done
Here, Be steady, Let’s get giddy

Your nights are frights
Cut one, scratch two, Feels the blades make their way
Wanna to stay awade it’s true
You need ten cups, fill ‘em up
Drink, No Freddy!, Let’s get Giddy!!
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Matthias - June 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done Dave. I think that we're both down to one last song remaining for you "Work It" for me "Stan" both are the hardest songs on the Epic 40 list. Dun! Dun! Dun!!!
LadySpriteCakes - June 21, 2010 - Report this comment
SirDave, theMacho ~MissouriRumRunner~ . . . . just direct your Tweet, to the PEPSI side of the street . . . it's the 1st day oSummer, Cheer up, Sir !

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