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Song Parodies -> "Kill The Zombies!"

Original Song Title:

"R U Ready"

Original Performer:

Salt N Pepa

Parody Song Title:

"Kill The Zombies!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Read another one of my Epic 40 parodies... IF YOU DARE!!!!
Kill The Zombies!

There is a whole ton
Make ‘em stunned
Blast ‘em in the foot
As they move like a drunk

You’re lunch
If you get Zombie bites (Yikes!)
You’ve become French Fries

So just pull out your blade
Make their brains maimed
Spray a can of Glade
They smell bad like a sewer drain

People eatin’
They’ll just chomp on your @ss
With some Pepsi in their glass
Your life has passed

Hidin’ from the Living Dead
Under covers of your bed or in sheds
Till you’re shreds

I might be a nutter
But you must trust me
It might be risky
But don’t yell out a scream
They’ll keep feeding
And they’ll munch down
On your belt
What you felt
Are the jaws that a Zombie dealt
That’s what they do to make you one too
Tons of crazy redneck dudes
Who like to shoot rounds!

My gun shoots twice
Blast one, blast two!
We’ll dispose of decay
Angry zombies after you
Board your doors up
Lock ‘em up
Yell for “Mommy!”
Kill The Zombies!

They’re as cold as ice
Shoot one, shoot two!
Everybody’s afraid
Hungry zombies want some food
Get a headshot
A great spot!
Need an army!
Kill the Zombies!

So come and join in our wolf pack
Spill the beans of the known facts
You’d best drop the megaphone or we’ll get trapped
We don’t need undead with lips smacking
Our one use to them is for only light snacking

So we’re grouped with our troop
Hicks, nerds, and one streaker
A scientist guy is our number one leader
They are all screwed, when the brain’s removed

With a “Boom!” and “Ka-Pow!”
We’ll ram ya!
Oh my God! That zombie’s my grandma!
I flashed ya with my camera

Grabbed rocket-launcher and a ton of bombs
World War Z’s worse than Saddam
It’s creepy!
Stumble and moan like they are all sleepy

Undead, count-check? (We’re doomed!)
More zoomed from the tomb
And now we’re through
We’re deader than The Beatles
Harrison and Lennon (Not Ringo)
And the kids ate by Dingoes

These guys aren’t nice
No, They’re quite rude
But we’ll blow ‘em away
Turn their brains all into goo
Drink a hot cup
To stay up
That hot coffee
Kill the Zombies!

They’ve got some lice
Used like shampoo
We won’t be their buffet
Cause we’ve got a job to do
Loads your guns up
Load ‘em up
Don’t be Gandhi
Kill The Zombies!

(Zombie Starts Rapping)

I am going to eat the whole dang town!
I’m not sneaky on my mission
Not a Ninja, I’m out human fishin’

Hear my loud roar
My breath it sure smells like sin
I’ve got mice crawling in my brain, and they fall from it

(Night of the Living Dead)
We’ll all eat’cha
Graveyard is where we all start
Drag what this virus created to make you squirt blood
Zombies rising up right of the ground
To scare ya
You’re torn to bits!


Guns and some bombs and some throwers of flame
When I’ll kill these things you’ll all know my name
You’ll scream like a child in fear, but you’ll cheer
When the news reveals I knocked their lights out
Now I fight louts
Undead armies?
It’s dark and stormy
“Watch out!” is my warning

They’re gonna make you fret all night
Hold tight
Blast their heads off it’s your turn to strike!

Since they’re killing make them stop it!
For them this is more fun than “Bop-It”
It’s rotten

Zombies smell your fear
They’ll stagger and claw until you died
But it’s no time to just hide
People died!
Blast them in the knee
Won’t cry or bleed
Came here this time due to gypsy hexing!
It’s perplexing
Need jobs?
Hire them in Hot Topic for the Goths

Freaked out! Some green stuff just leaked out!
That barrel full of green slime
And a man popped out of the ground
It’s not practice this time
It’s my turn to shine! Shoot the guy! It’s sublime!

His hand’s a vice
And he’ll choke you
In the Zombie café
You are their favorite food
They will eat us
Eat us up
We taste Yummy
Kill The Zombies!

They don’t like rice
But they eat Stu
And their skin is all gray
They sure need the Queer Eye crew
You watch your butt
Or be lunch
Watch out Dummy!
Kill The Zombies!

Take the good advice
That we’re giving you
You might just live today
If you hear what we tell you
So learn all this stuff
Listen up
Don’t be napping
Kill The Zombies!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 19

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AFW - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Weird, bazaar...Quentin Tarantino-ish..very good
A Room Full Of Monkeys - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Rather Max Powerish, but pretty good anyway, 545
Peter Andersson - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Well bite my ass and call me undead (555-GOREFEST), this was longer and probably took more effort than all my zombie parodies combined.
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) At first, I thought, "Oh boy, here's another zombie parody," but this was very, very good. I think you took your time building this one piece by piece, all clearly thought out with lots of clever subs matching their rhymes throughout--and no grammar problems, either. LOL at "don't eat rice, but they eat Stu". You're prepping up for Amiright Idol, I can tell. You'll get high marks here, in the meantime.
Jason - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
(S.O.T.M.) Very good. I sort-of echo Agri's comment.
Gianni Parmesiani - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I confess I am not familiar with the OS, so the youtube video was helpful, but I generally find this kind of music hard to follow and I find it hard to understand the lyrics much of the time. So, in honesty, the parody seems to fit well, but I just can't follow along very well. Sorry!
Max Power - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Great work and I can see that one of the people who commented have some issues for some reason.
Peter Andersson - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - See above, now I'll just add that this one is still alive and kicking...
Red Ant - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was pretty impressive on all levels, Matt. "Hire them in Hot Topic for the Goths" was my favorite line. I echop what Aggy wrote as well. 555
Guy - June 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I remember when I was a teen - my last living grandparent passed away - some thoughtless redneck said:

People are dying today that have never died before".

At the time it was offensive but then considering the source, later I had to let it go. My point - With zombies, the phrase should be
"People are dying today that have already died before".
Best Zombie one I've seen here and I know I have at least one done myself - but this one takes the leg. This write is dead on.
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very impressive work on such a ludicrous OS. I was half-expecting a 'Paul Is Dead' gag in the Beatles line. Ah well, we can't have everything. 555 shotgun rounds!
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Impressive stuff... would definitely have improved, though, if you could have fitted lines like Guy's suggestion - something a bit different
Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job on another tough song. I love the rice/Stu pun, of course :)
Below Average Dave - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Um, Matty--I may be wrong here, but it seems that some of the rhyming is off. . .as an SNP fanatic I am impressed on a whole with this. . .and you even inspired an idea for a new Reality Show "Queer Eye for the Dead Guy". . .overall very good--but some parts lost me a bit, and as I've stated I am a HUGE fan of SNP.
Invisible Boy - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Another huge undertaking (is that a pun?) of a difficult OS. I liked that you brought in random but funny The Beatles, dingoes...etc.
Dr Music - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Red Ant and Agri, this song is genius.
Abbott Skelding - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC- This one was a little hard to follow for me...which means I had to listen to the song again, which I wasn't too happy about lol, but nice work.
Mark Scotti - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Epic, and ferociously brilliant!
Mark Scotti - July 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Forgot my (ABC) on last comment..
Christie Marie M - July 08, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K/L) Wow, Matt! Great job on a hard OS! I enjoyed the Halloween beat in your lyrics as well as the 'eating Stu' pun, which I dug! Goes well with EmiLoca's 'Hot For Zombies'. Like a zombie, you'll be wandering for the next 555 years!
Guy - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment

Already commented, see above. Still a well writ zombie spoof and a pleasure to re-read.
Andria - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC K & L) Pretty good, but the rhyming is a bit off and it's hard to follow, as others have said. 4-5-4.
bobpiecheese - July 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-KL) See above!
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
See above
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Nice to wander towards your satire again.
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
The main way to kill a zombie..... as the Unreal Tournament guy would say, HEADSHOT. Good take on a hard OS, not the biggest Salt N Pepa fan, but I could take it for the parody. 555

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