Comic books make people grin
About this kid name of Calvin
The mailman brings him in your news
So take a look inside there’s nothing to lose

Yes, This cartoon is quite silly like “Steamboat Willie”
Although that’s boring really
Because Bill Watterson could kick the ass of Disney
And Bill’s writing really is quite witty
This kid is gritty, thinking showers are a pity
(Calvin and Hobbes are a duo)… Life is complex
When they take the wagon, go on treks
And Hobbes gets panicked
Fly off a cliff and need a mechanic
These accidents happen every time they crash it

(Well)
They’re standing in the tree house
To go start a case of G.R.O.S.S
(Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) they will boast
Go annoy Susie, but fail to harass
Throw another snowball to knock her on her ass
Girls like her get so cross
Doesn’t go with the flow, takes a blow, and knocks Calvin to Mars
Susie to Calvin shows no grace
She steals Hobbes and dresses him in lace

In class he’ll get beat up by Moe (Yer a b*tch Moe!)
He’s stupid, N’ his brain is really slow (Shut it up! Dweeb!)
He steals just to get a deal for himself
While shoving Calvin into the lockers
(Uh-huh, Uh-huh)
While in class his imagination’s wired (Spaceman Spiff)
Outer-Space (Weird)
Acting as ‘em
Fighting as ‘em
Flying as ‘em
With a gun that’s fires plasm
Was it a Math Test or something worse?
Was Spiff captured by a mad Zerella?
In Calvin’s crazy mixed up Universe

Comic books make people grin
About this kid name of Calvin
The mailman brings him in your news
So take a look inside there’s nothing to lose

Calvin And Hobbes… Makes me smirk
Calvin And Hobbes… Makes me smirk

He lives his life a fantasy
Yes (Si) Cardboard technology
He’ll transmogrify
To the eye I’m a fly
Just climb on in Hobbes and turn the fake knobs
I’d rather be a snail before a corncob

He always get in trouble
It’s different in appearing
He thinks that his dinner’s alive
He must kill to survive
He think that the lifeguard in the swimming pool
Is a damn cannibal cook
He is not on crack or drugs he is just six
But might have a sugar rush fix
Far too many “Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bomb” licks
Ah!!!
Calvin’s brain is a nutta
Used a Duplicator to turn doubles into worms found in the gutta
He’s a brain case with extreme imagination
And to bother Susie is his passionate fixation

Calvin and Hobbes… Makes me smirk
Calvin and Hobbes… Makes me smirk

“It builds character” his father will wail
Making Calvin shovel snow in a blizzard of hail
Mom spends her nights getting bugged by her child
She got gray hair at thirty cause her life is too wild
The only break they ever get is when they leave Roslyn
When they do that Calvin’s evil plans, they begin
(He puts on a cape and becomes Stupendous Man)
By saving Calvin’s day and making Ross get the can

Some people wanna play a stupid game like “Halo” or “Total Recall”
This one would rather him and Hobbes play Calvinball
You’re abused, and confused, but to keep themselves amused
A game that has no laws or a stack of rules
The comic ain't dumb, but it is fun
Bill it’s a good one
Is Calvin your son?

Comic books make people grin
About this kid name of Calvin
The mailman brings him in your news
So take a look inside there’s nothing to lose

Calvin And Hobbes… Makes me smirk…

(Repeat)