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Song Parodies -> "Survival Of the Dumbest"

Original Song Title:

"Survival Of the Sickest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Saliva

Parody Song Title:

"Survival Of the Dumbest"

Parody Written by:

Skittle

The Lyrics

1 2 3 4!
4 3 2 1!

I'm the hand up Olivia Munns dress,
I was cool in school til I quit
I'm the things you've done you'll never admit.
Cause your sister’s real hot and you mothers a b*tch

(Chorus)
Right here, you’re a big time queer,
I'm shouting out loud,
the one you counted as the dumb ass of the game
What? How?!
take a good look at me now,
your milf mom shoulda never had a doubt
is that her I hear screaming my name.

I'm a retard,
I'm a Dumb ass,
number one motherf*cker like Mugiver.
So Ms. Smith come on over
I’ll spank it harder
and I'm drunk and I'm gonna keep f*ckin you harder
yeah, yeah, yeah!


I'm the one you thought that you could erase,
Your moms a whore who I put in her place
When you cry for your mommy when she said you couldn’t stay
I'll be the one who's in the backroom spurtin c** in her face

(Chorus)
Right here, you’re a big time queer,
I'm shouting out loud,
the one you counted as the dumb ass of the game
What? How?!
take a good look at me now,
your milf mom shoulda never had a doubt
is that her I hear screaming my name.

I'm a retard,
I'm a Dumb ass,
number one motherf*cker like Mugiver.
So Ms. Smith come on over
I’ll spank it harder
and I'm drunk and I'm gonna keep f*ckin you harder
yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm a retard,
I'm a Dumb ass,
number one motherf*cker like Mugiver.
So Ms. Smith come on over
I’ll spank it harder
and I'm drunk and I'm gonna keep f*ckin you harder
yeah, yeah, yeah!

Sorry Frank!

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