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Song Parodies -> "Jason Collins: Gay"
Original Song Title:
"Send Me On My Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rusted Root
Parody Song Title:
"Jason Collins: Gay"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
Collins: gay (4X)
He's a center for the Wizards
He plays with balls, he plays with balls you know (Collins gay, Collins gay)
He can shoot straight, but he IS not
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, yeah he's into men
Other players don't do things his way
'Cause he's into men, yeah he is
Jason Collins' gay (Collins' gay) (7X)
On the court, he plays like a king
Off the court he's really more like a queen (Collins gay, Collins gay)
You know what I mean, know what I mean
His team is down, but all is not lost
He helps them win by coming from behind (Collins gay, Collins gay)
That's a thing he knows all about
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, it's how he's always been
Cheerleaders out of luck now
He wants only men, he wants guys
Jason Collins' gay (Collins' gay) (7X)
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, it's how he's always been
Supermodels out of luck now
He wants only men, he wants dudes
Jason Collins' gay
For the NBA
Jason Collins' gay
Gotta say
Jason Collins' gay
For the NBA
He's a center for the Wizards
He plays with balls, he plays with balls you know (Collins gay, Collins gay)
He can shoot straight, but he IS not
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, yeah he's into men
Other players don't do things his way
'Cause he's into men, yeah he is
Jason Collins' gay (Collins' gay) (7X)
On the court, he plays like a king
Off the court he's really more like a queen (Collins gay, Collins gay)
You know what I mean, know what I mean
His team is down, but all is not lost
He helps them win by coming from behind (Collins gay, Collins gay)
That's a thing he knows all about
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, it's how he's always been
Cheerleaders out of luck now
He wants only men, he wants guys
Jason Collins' gay (Collins' gay) (7X)
Other players have wives and girlfriends
But he's into men, it's how he's always been
Supermodels out of luck now
He wants only men, he wants dudes
Jason Collins' gay
For the NBA
Jason Collins' gay
Gotta say
Jason Collins' gay
For the NBA
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