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Song Parodies -> "I´ve Lost Faith to Believe"
Original Song Title:
"Faith to Believe"
Original Performer:
Russell Watson (Star Trek Enterprise Song)
Parody Song Title:
"I´ve Lost Faith to Believe"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The time is short as 2012 approaches. The Antichrist dwells amonst us. Somewhere in Europe he shall rise as the head of a United Europe- a Federal Europe under German control once again. Fourth and final Reich, achieving what Hitler tried militarily in WW2 through treaties, false world peace for 3.5 years, and oratory greater than the Fuhrer- the greatest liar of all time with the power of Satan and demons to deceive the world.
It´s been a hard road, living from year-to-year
It´s been a hard time, but 2012 is almost here
And I can feel the change in the world right now, something’s gotta give way
It’s the final countdown to the Last World War, nobody can save us from Judgement Day
I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically-anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world…
It´s been a hard life. Trying to find my way
Now embracing the darkness, all hope has faded away
Antichrist will see his dream come alive at last. He and Satan, the world, will defy
It’s the final countdown to the Last World War, and 3 billion people are gonna die
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically… anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world…
I will live to see a man so bold, and see mankind’s darkest days
But now the events I witness, are the beginning of the end
I´ll be put through the fire and I´m gonna experience agonizing pain
I am lost- not born-again
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically… anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world
It´s been a hard road.
(Armageddon will be harder)
[DCLXVI=666]
It´s been a hard time, but 2012 is almost here
And I can feel the change in the world right now, something’s gotta give way
It’s the final countdown to the Last World War, nobody can save us from Judgement Day
I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically-anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world…
It´s been a hard life. Trying to find my way
Now embracing the darkness, all hope has faded away
Antichrist will see his dream come alive at last. He and Satan, the world, will defy
It’s the final countdown to the Last World War, and 3 billion people are gonna die
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically… anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world…
I will live to see a man so bold, and see mankind’s darkest days
But now the events I witness, are the beginning of the end
I´ll be put through the fire and I´m gonna experience agonizing pain
I am lost- not born-again
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost faith to believe… in practically… anything
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith
‘Cause I´ve lost faith in our world
I´m going where this downfall is taking me
I´ve lost strength in my soul. And the Antichrist´s gonna bend and break me
I can’t reach very far. I´ve lost faith, I´ve lost faith, faith in our world
It´s been a hard road.
(Armageddon will be harder)
[DCLXVI=666]
12 in Biblical numerolgy stands for origin, a new beginning. The EU has 12 stars in a circle on their blue flag representing their origin and unity in peace, but this will change to a red flag with the Hagal Rune symbol with 7 stars representing 7 regional commands with Germany at its core. The Beast will be elected by the Germans in the EURAT (EU Parliament) as first United Europe President or Chancellor. Germany will once again lead the world to one final world war but not alone- it will lead all of Europe against Israel, the entire ME, the crippled US after the rapture, and then confront China and her allies in the world's greatest battle at Armageddon after a 7 year Tribulation Period. The war mixed with the Judgements poured out from heaven will literally change the world's topography. It will be flattened with one-third of the land destroyed, one-third of the sea destroyed, and darkness covering the day for many hours (probably from nuclear fallout). Half the world will perish in that war and judgements and no one will remember Adolf Hitler anymore. He who comes now is far more evil. Beware, the time is almost upon us. If you can't recognize all these signs of the times in 2011 and the world changes to clear the way for the Beast, you are in for a rude awakening one day soon. And it is not the German Pope either b/c the Antichrist comes from a political body, then becomes military leader, and lastly proclaims himself God on earth and will require all to worship him, not Roman Catholicism.
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