-> "Book (Get A Novel)"
Original Song Title:
"Supermodel (You Better Work)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Book (Get A Novel)"
Once upon a time, there was a lots of book shops, they sold bruised up rejects and some mint conditions. On some days, they might run a special "2 for 1 Sale" to cashin and clean shelves out, until the recession killed them off...
I want a book!
I want a book (head'll swirl)
Book it, girl (find a pearl)
Read something on the subway
Book (get a novel)
I wanna book it, girl (bookish world)
Fingertips to turn pages, why don't ya?
Book--to read's a gift
Book--read all day and night
Book--it's a, par-tay!
Book--a fanciful flight
Since I got some cash to spare
I'm checkin' out the used book fair
Maybe buy a book or two
Literate mind is good for you (buy a novel)
Book (Conan Doyle)
Book (T.C. Boyle)
Maybe Ernest Hemingway
I gotta book it, girl (bookish world)
Grab some chips, start reading 'The Decameron'
Book--Zane Grey's Old West
Book--no, try Richard Wright
Book--splashy font, eh?
Book--they have some heft
Book--but paperback's light
Book--have cash, will pay
Lots of novels everywhere
There's Melville, Chaucer and Flaubert
Nathaniel Hawthorne, Austen too
And Miguel Cervantes did 'Don Q' (Get a novel!)
Rimbaud?...Greek drama?...Collodi...Ambrose Bierce...Christie...Ferlinghetti...E.B. White...
Hardy...I can dig it...Nabokov...please no comment...
Huxley...Sterne wrote 'Tristram Shandy'
Maybe was late today-- Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte!
All that they had today--Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte, Bronte!
Used to have stores everywhere (they were everywhere)
Kindles and Nooks now are the flair
Nothing's like a book, it's true
Though I guess it saves a tree or two. (Buy a novel!)
Book (Edgar Poe)
That's my thing on an offday
Book (want a novel)
I wanna read it, girl (bookish world)
It's so hip, even in Alabama
Book (to read's a gift)
Book (and it's a right)
Book-- I say Ok!
Book! Book! Book! Read a novel!
I have one thing to say...I love a book (Bitch!l
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