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Song Parodies -> "Everthing's Free (The Credit Crunch Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody's Free"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rozalla
Parody Song Title:
"Everthing's Free (The Credit Crunch Song)"
Parody Written by:
Jakko Wakko
The Lyrics
CHORUS:
Everything's free,
So feel good, X3
Everything's free
No one's got money so my shop ain't doing well,
No customers means no business or cash for me,
I know the stocks ain't good so I've got no choice but to shut down my shop,
So I'm flogging all of my stuff off at no cost at all,
Cos;
CHORUS
All of my family have extra benefits,
We'll still help each other through this so depressing time,
Now is the moment to sell off all business and sign for the dole,
When nobody's got no cash let the gov pour it through,
Cos;
CHORUS
KEYBOARD SOLO
CHORUS
Everything's free,
So feel good, X3
Everything's free
No one's got money so my shop ain't doing well,
No customers means no business or cash for me,
I know the stocks ain't good so I've got no choice but to shut down my shop,
So I'm flogging all of my stuff off at no cost at all,
Cos;
CHORUS
All of my family have extra benefits,
We'll still help each other through this so depressing time,
Now is the moment to sell off all business and sign for the dole,
When nobody's got no cash let the gov pour it through,
Cos;
CHORUS
KEYBOARD SOLO
CHORUS
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