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Song Parodies -> "Can't Write It"

Original Song Title:

"Life is a Rollercoaster"

Original Performer:

Ronan Keating

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Write It"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Ronan Keating – Can't Write It

No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no no no
No no no no no

Hey baby, this song has got my head in a spin
Hey baby, I don't even know where to begin

How to write a three-minute pop song
So here's what I'll do even though I know it is technically wrong

I need a song, I can't write one
This one is lying around, I think I'll cover this one
I need Iris, to keep me famous
No-one has heard of the band, I think I'm blameless

Hey baby, this song has got my head in a spin
Hey sugar, I really don't know what to write

But baby you know, there are many things I don't know
So here's what I'll do, even though it is technically wrong

I need a song, I can't write one
This one is lying around, I think I'll cover this one
I need Iris, to keep me famous
No-one has heard of the band, I think I'm blameless

This is just the start
This is just the start
This is just the start

I need a song, I can't write one
This one is lying around, I think I'll cover this one
I need Iris, to keep me famous
No-one has heard of the band, I think I'm blameless

Can't write it, write it, write it
No no no no no
Can't write it, write it, write it
No no no no no
Can't write it, write it, write it
No no no no no
Can't write it, write it, write it
No no no no no

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