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Song Parodies -> "Broken Promise (Post-Inauguration Blues)"
Original Song Title:
"Broken Arrow"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rod Stewart
Parody Song Title:
"Broken Promise (Post-Inauguration Blues)"
Parody Written by:
EWOP
The Lyrics
What will probably happen anyway
Who else is gonna bring you a broken promise
Who else is gonna bring you a whole lot of pain
There it goes, the wall across the border
We will pay, oh and the whole world is stunned
Do you feel what I feel
I know you like my book “Art Of The Deal”
I gotta work out and get buns of steel
Executive orders, always
I’ll have my luncheons and teas
My assumptions base my policy
I’ll promise the moon, that’s right you see
Ignore protesters' signs this time
Who else is gonna bring you a broken promise
Who else is gonna bring you a big fear of war
There I go moving into the White House
Economy, benefit those like me more, yippee
Do you feel what I feel
Do you have my fake zeal
Ah can you see what I see
Yuge stereotypes are so easy
I’ll reopen all the factories
As my casinos now
I want Russians on speed dial
Putin and me will party a while
Oh my hairdo is in such bad style
Reality tv, to me
Who else is gonna bring you a broken promise
Who else is gonna make us seem really insane
There I go railing against everyone
There I go, promising that things will change
Turning the whole world around
If I’m impeached, I’m fired
Turning the whole world to shreds
Who else is gonna bring you a whole lot of pain
There it goes, the wall across the border
We will pay, oh and the whole world is stunned
Do you feel what I feel
I know you like my book “Art Of The Deal”
I gotta work out and get buns of steel
Executive orders, always
I’ll have my luncheons and teas
My assumptions base my policy
I’ll promise the moon, that’s right you see
Ignore protesters' signs this time
Who else is gonna bring you a broken promise
Who else is gonna bring you a big fear of war
There I go moving into the White House
Economy, benefit those like me more, yippee
Do you feel what I feel
Do you have my fake zeal
Ah can you see what I see
Yuge stereotypes are so easy
I’ll reopen all the factories
As my casinos now
I want Russians on speed dial
Putin and me will party a while
Oh my hairdo is in such bad style
Reality tv, to me
Who else is gonna bring you a broken promise
Who else is gonna make us seem really insane
There I go railing against everyone
There I go, promising that things will change
Turning the whole world around
If I’m impeached, I’m fired
Turning the whole world to shreds
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To 1-voters, I remind you of what my acronym stands for, Enjoy Without Prejudice. Meaning regardless of if you agree or disagree with the content, enjoy it for what it is. To 5-voters, great that you enjoyed it
I don't vote. As you said, it often reflects political biases rather than adherence to the norms of parody writing or humor or insight. My dream of Trump is to be able to walk into a store and walk out with a short barreled Uzi and a silencer. No six month waiting period and $200 tax for some part-time BATFE desk jockey to run the same phone check that any gun dealer can complete in five minutes or less. Then I could stash it in the trunk (boot?) of my new right-hand drive London taxicab and go off to the range. If you're going to dream, dream weird. I have no desire to marry a man or abort a baby or smoke marijuana. Or even visit the ladies' room. Hey, my rights are just as good as theirs. And even mentioned in the Constitution (the Uzi anyway).
There are some funny and sadly true points in this parody
Patrick, the Uzi recoil pulls the weapon to the left. Better let your strong husband handle it.
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