-> "Where in the World is He Will Not Divide Us"
Original Song Title:
"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego"
Parody Song Title:
"Where in the World is He Will Not Divide Us"
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Well he sneaks around the globe from New York to the UK
He’s a sickly little actor with a small webcam in tow
He’ll scream right in your face if you don’t do what he say
Tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us?”
Got his fame on Disney Channel, then played Indy’s greaser son
He seemed to shift his focus to half-baked performance art
Thanks to Donald in the White House, Shia’s work has just begun
Now tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us”
Followed by Reddit and Breitbart, Anonymous, 4chan
They hack all the coordinates to find that broadcast
Well LaBeouf is on the run, Eagle Eyes on the net are watchin
For that beanie wearing loonie as he plays Capture the Flag
He put the con in conspiracy as he wonders why his plans are botchin
Where in the World is “He Will Not Divide Us”
Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can he be?
Ooh he’s losing his battle to internet masterminds
They troll on his livestream for the world to see
Well he wanders all the world and he’ll even get arrested
He’s a virtue signal weakling with a psychopathic gaze
He’ll keep chanting platitudes to himself when his plans get bested
Tell me where in the world is “He Will Not Divide Us”
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