-> "Cam-U-El"
Original Song Title:
"Dragula"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cam-U-El"
The Lyrics
Spoken during the intro:
"I am the best of the Quraish,
The Quraish the best of the Arab tribes..."
Music wipes out the speaker's voice.
"And the Arabs are the best of all people." (1)
"Dead I'll be the one,
Dirty is my gun,
Burned are all the trees,
My beard's filled with fleas.
Death my people wish,
Smoked just like a fish,
While oil slowly burns,
And your stomach churns." (noise of vomiting)
My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches, (2)
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
My knife to you snitches, (Theo van Gogh?)
Kill infidel bitches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
"Wrecking Christian graves
Smoke blackens the sky,
Lynching Kufr slaves, (3)
Shaheed when I die. (4)
Knife against your neck
Death is what I need,
I have your respect,
I chant while you bleed." (5)
My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
My knife to the snitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
Kill them baby, (Arabic Chanting amid flames)
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill like an animal.
"Hate I have for life,
Sharia succeeds,
All I want is strife,
Give me title deed.
Knife into your gut,
Stirring entrails bleed
Islam never dies, (6)
I shall be pureed." (sound of a mk82 bomb falling.)
My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
My knife to the snitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill them baby,
Kill like an animal. (M2 Browning hosing them down)
My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
My knife to the snitches, (sound of an A-10 strafing)
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
My sword to the bitches,
Kill infidel witches,
and I ride on the back of my
Cam-u-el...
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