I am a sittin' down
At Ping Pong Sagawa's Chinese Joint downtown

I am a feastin' big
On Chicken Chow Mein & Mosholu Pig, yeah

Workin' on a piece o meat
Gotta tear it with my hands before I mash it with my teeth

More Human than Hu-Nan
More Human than Hu-Nan....

I'm stuck on a piece of flesh
A-chewin' so hard I'm runnin' out of breath

I spit it on a rag
Shine a penlight on the rascal 'fore I put it in a bag, yeah

It sparkles in the light
Wet, pink, purple wrinkled oh so tight

More Human than Hu-Nan
More Human than Hu-Nan...

I take out my magnifyin' glass
Take a good look at this morsel that would give me bad gas

I see pores & hairs
With a tattoo of a honey shavin' her legs with Nair, yeah

I turn around & belch
Jam my hankie in my mouth to wipe it free of filth

More Human than Hu-Nan
More Human than Hu-Nan...

My waiter Wong walks by
Puts his hand on my shoulder when he hears me cry

He says you made the grade
Of patrons not disturbed by human remains, yeah

Now I am an Eating God
With my head cut off & painted goldenrod

I rule the customers left of the bar
To the right of the fishtank with the floating cigar

More Human than Hu-Nan
More Human than Hu-Nan...

You can toss quarters in my mouth
& make a wish for the Buddha to dig my soul out...

More Human than Hu-Nan
More Human than Hu-Nan...