(can I get a wet-nap over here please?)

I'm into coffee houses feel hip within these walls
the thought of it arouses until that spill on my balls

I got a bad sensation like kicks that were placed just right
'tis hot and burnin' my groin I'll need some ice tonight

I want to take my pants off and just end the searing pain
I'm dancing like a crazy guy look at the odd looks I've gained
they must all think I'm insane (Dear God!)

Hate To Point This Out But Waiter You Spilled My Mocha
Want To Pull My Pants Down Because On Them's My Mocha
my wiener's prob'ly red and my screams are heard in boca
I Don't Mean To Pout Waiter You Spilled My Mocha (Dear God!)
Waiter You Spilled My Mocha (It's Hot!)
Ow Waiter You Spilled My Mocha

what did you just say to me? did you just say you don't care?
now listen a**hole this isn't funny
don't tell me to kiss your derriere

I've never threatened murder before but man you're a pain
once you get a blister there you'll never be the same
buddy you should be ashamed! ('Twas Hot!)

Turn You Inside Out You Shouldn't Have Spilled My Mocha
And I Will Beat You Down Numbskull Who Spilled My Mocha
then I will whack your head 'til the screams are heard in boca
I Will Knock You Out Numbskull Who Spilled My Mocha (You Jerk!)
Waiter You Spilled My Mocha (Won't Work!)
You Jerkwad You Spilled My Mocha

I can't believe you brushed me off and told me that I'm lame
to quote that Carly Simon song buddy I think "You're So Vain"
don't tell me not to complain! (IT BURNED!)

Turn You Inside Out You Shouldn't Have Spilled My Mocha
And I Will Beat You Down Numbskull Who Spilled My Mocha
then I will whack your head 'til the screams are heard in boca
I Will Knock You Out Numbskull Who Spilled My Mocha (You Jerk!)
Don't You Throw Me Out The Waiter He Spilled My Mocha
You've Got You're Nerve No Doubt Waiter Who Spilled My Mocha
you've got me seein' red and my screams are heard in boca
Yet They Throw Me Out After You Spilled My Mocha (You @$$!)
Waiter You Spilled My Mocha (No Class!)
Waiter You Spilled My Mocha

(yeah I know I shouldn't threaten the peeps)
(but enough already!)

('twas hot!)

Waiter You Spilled My Mocha
and he's just laughing won't even say he's sorry
while I've got burns to the third degree!