Song Parodies -> "Havin' a Senior Moment"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

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Original Performer:

"Havin' a Senior Moment"

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The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube. In case you didn't know, "RLTV" is Retirement Living TeleVision.

(Don't you think aging's easy)

I get solicitations for cemetary plots
I hired statisticians to count all my liver spots

Each day a new prescription, more pills keepin' me alive
Got 20/80 vision, I still go out and drive

I might forget a simple task and ask you to explain
I might forget what I just said and then say it once again
You might think that I'm insane (I'm not!)

Shirt's on inside out, I'm havin' a senior moment
Made snacks from puppy chow, having a senior moment
I'm sitting still so long you might think I'm in a coma
It's just all about having a senior moment (Let's nap!)
I'm having a senior moment (Again!)
I'm having a senior moment

Woke up around four-thirty, wasn't sleeping very well
I had some pizza with pepperoni
And now I've got gas, oh what a smell

When you come by to visit, I'll describe my every pain
And I'll be sure to wear Depends, you'll never see a stain
Now please hurry back again (Real soon!)

Left the ice cream out, I'm havin' a senior moment
I can't hear so I shout, havin' a senior moment
I bathe just once a week, that explains the strange aroma
Kissed dog, pet the frau, having a senior moment (Confused!)
I'm having a senior moment
I'm having a senior moment

I'll go out for a walk along the well-marked circle lane
You'll follow me because you know that I'll just get lost again
It's as certain as the rain (I'm wet!)

I locked myself out, just havin' a senior moment
No day goes by without havin' a senior moment
So where am I at now, is this Maine or Oklahoma?
Guess I'll laugh about havin' a senior moment (Ha ha!)
I'm having a senior moment (Once more!)
I'm having a senior moment

(These days I gotta gotta watch what I eat)
(Keep my Beano near)

(I'm old!)

I'm having a senior moment
I gotta lotta "what am I doing?" moments
I gotta watch my RLTV

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Matthias - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

All your missing from this old fogey cake is a Vietnam or Korea reference, This was great and makes me happy that I'm only in my 20s

Old Man Ribber - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

It took me 30 minutes...just to remember where the computer was! Ave Rex Maximus! ;D

Kristof Robertson - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Have you been reading my diary again, Rex? This was excellent, and a great summation of what Matty has to look forward to! 555

John Barry - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

From what we've learned about Ricky Martin, he might be having a señor moment. Great job, and I can identify.

LaDivaLohan - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

crazy write, Sir . . . a real Riot ! !

Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I gave this a five... but I can't remember why.

Agrimorfee - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment

It all starts going downhill after 30.

Below Average Dave - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment

Very funny, John Barry--he's had lots of those:)

Old Christie Marie M - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment

Uh, Rex, what were you singing?...uh, having a senior mormon? Or, having a senile moment? Oops, there goes my mind slipping again and I got to get myself some new glasses as I'm blind as a bat! I remembered back in 1997 when I was a real heartthrob and David Duchovny was a real stud and I was very popular and pretty way back when. Those were the days. Well, I can't remember if I gave this humorous satire 5's. Take care of your self, dearie! Oops, I smell something burning...I must have left the stove on all day and forgot to turn in off.

Christie Marie M (Younger and Normal) - September 26, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry 81) Yeah, it's hard to be old. Can't walk, run, and think like you used to. Even I have a tendency to forget things since I'm absent-minded most of the time. I don't know why. Well, I do have deep empathy towards the elderly since I used to work with them frequently. My parents are going up to their years and I have to take care of them. I have to be their eyes, ears, and brains as well, but they still look healthy and young for their age. Here's a pension worth $555 for this one!

bobpiecheese - September 30, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I have memory problems all the time, and I'm only 19. I'd hate to see what I'm like when I count as a senior...probably just the same as I am now, just with more wrinkles and a hoarser voice. Absolutely perfect, Rex. Room 555 in the Old Farts Home!

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