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Song Parodies -> "Livin' It Like al-Queada"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Livin' It Like al-Queada"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

The Lyrics

This is how the song might sound if Ricky Martin were singing about terrorists instead of gold diggers. Request: Please keep all racial comments to yourselves. This song deals specifically and exclusively with those who already engage in terrorism.
1. He’s into terrorism! / And weapons of MD! /
He fights / for the great Jihad! /
He has / no sanity! /

He’s was friends / with al-Sadhr! / And met bin-Laden too! /
He’d like to see the whole world; / get blown to Timbuktu! /

(First Chorus)

He’ll make you take your clothes off / and jump into a mass grave! /
And nobody in your company / would he ever think to save! /
'Cause he’s / totally depraved! /

Come on! /

Insides twisted 'bout! /
He’s living it like al-Queada! /

He’ll blast your building down! /
Living it like al-Queada! /

He’s always seeing red! /
He’s eviller than a hydra! /

He’ll bribe the UN out! /
(He’s living it like al-Queada! /) x 3

2. He attacked New York City! /
And dragged it straight through Hell! /

He’ll come / to a town near you! /
Wipe that one / out as well! /

(Second Chorus)

He never takes a shower; /
Washes in the sandy grain! /

And wouldn’t mind at all one bit / if he blew away your brain! /
Once he / derails Spanish trains! /

Come on! /

Insides / twisted / 'bout! /
He’s living it / like al-Queada! /

He’ll blast / your / building / down! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /

He’s always / seeing red! /
As CNN / plays his mantra! /
He’ll wear / the / UN / out! /

He’s living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /
Living it / like al-Queada! /

(Trail)

(Instrumental Break)

(Repeat First Chorus)

(Instrumental Break)

La-la-la-la-la-la-like al-Queada!
Death, guts, and blood! / Livin' like al-Queada! /

Bona fide / terrorist / like al-Queada!
He's evil as it gets! /
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