Purchase me
I'm a brand name
You know that I am the crème de la crème
You can't refuse me , you can't walk away
From my price
Yeah, Baby

Purchase me
Sign on that line
We're slashing prices like a samurai
You've haggled hard, now it's all a la carte
Make me moan!
Yeah, Baby

Well if all her friends give her a ride
She's gonna shop from nine 'till five
She'll never pick me up
Till they mark me down
She knows a good deal
And she knows a good steal

And she buys, she buys
Oh baby
When she spends, she spends
I go crazy
'Cause she browses for hours cause she wants
it for free
Like every woman that shops for me
She buys, she buys

I'm amazed by her dollars and sense
She knows how to spend that dime
She reminds me that a woman only got one thing on her mind

Purchase me
I'm a brand name
I'm a Hummel made of porcelain
My tag is marked down fifty
Percent today
Yeah, Baby

Purchase me
Don't be confused
You know you need that new pair of shoes
Men always think you have plenty of them
But they're wrong
Yeah, Baby

Well if spending money should be a crime
You'd better lock up all your wives
But please be aware, Mr. Stained under wear
If it wasn't for her you'd have nothing to wear

Well if all her friends give her a ride
She's gonna shop from nine 'till five
She'll never pick me up
Till they mark me down
She knows a good deal
And she knows a good steal