Song Parodies -> "Learnin' to Play Strip Poker"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Learnin' to Play Strip Poker"

Parody Written by:

Kagendo

The Lyrics

Just found this site and I have some parodies I wrote back in the 90s I'm uploading.

I am a poker player
Five draw and seven stud
And I've been known to say a prayer
When I wanna card that's good
Now I've found a group of players
Who know how to play it right
I've got a new addiction
For every Friday night.

They'll make you take your clothes off
When you start to lose the game.
But when the clothes start flying off
You can't try to concentrate
You'll just have to trust your fate

(Come On!)

Full house beats two pair
I'm Learnin' to play strip poker.
In my underwear,
Learnin' to play strip poker.
I'll discard these two cards
And I hope that I draw a Joker.
Will she call my bluff?,
Learning to play strip poker (Come on!)
Learning to play strip poker (Come on!)
I'm learning to play strip poker

(Woooo!) (Alright!)

Went down to Atlantic City
To a big casino joint.
They left my clothes but they took my money,
I just don't think that I get the point.

We come here wearing clothes and
When we leave we look the same
What happens while the shades are drawn
Is what makes me play the game
It can make you go insane

(Alright!)

Bad cards, have to fold
I'm Learnin' to play strip poker.
Hey, is it getting cold?
Learnin' to play strip poker.
My face is turning red
And I don't want to make a faux pas
(but I) wish she'd "raise" my bid,
Learnin' to play strip poker. (Alright!)
Learnin' to play strip poker.
I'm learnin' to play strip poker.

(Woooo!)

She'll have to take her clothes off
When you show her what you've got
You'll need to read her body lang-
uage to make her lose her top
Now that ain't no place to stop!

(Come On!)

One last hand to go
I'm Learnin' to play strip poker.
I've bet my whole wardrobe
Learnin' to play strip poker.
She looks so calm and cool
Just sippin' her cafe mocha.
I don't know what to do,
Learnin' to play strip poker.

(Come on!)

Full house beats two pair
Learnin' to play strip poker.
In my underwear,
Learnin' to play strip poker.
I'll discard these two cards
And I hope that I draw a Joker.
Will she call my bluff?,
Learning to play strip poker. (Come on!)
Learnin' to play strip poker. (Come on!)
I'm learnin' to play strip poker.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kristof Robertson - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment

Probably the weakest of the three parodies I read of yours today (the only ones I knew the OSs for) but still a lot to recommend, and still worth 555

Phil Alexander - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm going to be a bit more critical than Kristof for this one: it's a brilliant idea for a title sub, with a huge comedy potential that never really gets off the ground. (If you want some idea of what can be done on this subject, have a look at the lyrics to AC/DC's "The Jack")

KarK - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment

555. Just keep your "hands" to yourself!

Andria - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment

I love to play all kinds of poker including the strip variety, and I love this parody, too. I couldn't keep a poker face while reading this, and I'll give you 5s.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.