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Song Parodies -> "Sippin' A Starbucks Mocha"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

Original Performer:

Ricky Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Sippin' A Starbucks Mocha"

Parody Written by:

Frank Lockner

The Lyrics

Home Brewed Product Placement, topped with a healthy amount of Whiped-Corporate Greed
She's not a mornin' person.
Hates Mondays just as well.
She needs her cup of Java
To get her feelin' well.

She's into Frapps and Lattes,
Espresso shots galore.
She's prone to disappointment,
Vanilla Crème's a bore.

She doesn't mess with Maxwell House,
Thinks the taste is way too plain.
She'll make you drive an extra mile
While skidding in the rain.
Even through a hurricane.

She won't take it black!
She's sippin' Her Starbucks Mocha.
It's almost like it's crack!
Sippin' her Starbucks Mocha.

And when she's had too much,
She's so annoying you want to choke-her!
But, she's not talkin' smack,
It's only her Starbucks Mocha.
She's sippin' her Starbucks Mocha!

Woke up disoriented,
Then the blur began to fade.
Soon I smelled a distinct aroma:
Tazo® Black Tea Lemonade!

She'll never touch your Folgers,
You can drink it on your own.
She only likes her Java if it's
Made with extra foam.
But she'll never drink alone.

Try Vanilla Bean!
Or stick with a Starbucks Mocha.
Try Tazo® Black Iced Tea!
There's always a Starbucks Mocha.

When you were just a kid,
I bet you had a Super-Soaker!
Who needs Water Guns,
When you got your Starbucks Mocha?!
She's sippin' her Starbucks Mocha!
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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John Barry - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This gave me a buzz.
Beanie El Coffee Bean - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I' love to bump and esp. grind to theeees one, seeenior... muy hilarioso weeeth mucho creativito... una blenda raro en este forumo...
2Eagle - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Tell that to the food nazis. Be sure you have pumpkin scones with that.
MrMacphisto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, man...
Jason - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This is so "caffeine" excellent! 555s for you Sir...
A.N. - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Java Joe's > Starbucks Sorry.
malcolm higgins - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
was going to give it 2 and a halfs... but I like them double double, so 5-5-5

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