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Song Parodies -> "Villa La Mediocre"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' La Vida Loca"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Villa La Mediocre"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
I've never been on a truly BAD holiday, but I've heard some real tales of woe from friends. The Iberian peninsula seems to be one of the main culprits....
A Spanish destination;
Straw hats and tapas bars
But now, my cheap vacation's
Less fun than a sunburned arse
There's lots of new construction
Our "sea view"- a concrete wall
No ev'nings of seduction
Just nightly drunken brawls!
The beaches are all closed up
All it ever does is rain
There's something growing in our bath
It's a brand-new fungal strain
Cucarachas round the drain!
(Oh yuck!)
High price mai-taisouch!
At Villa La Mediocre
The staff hit on my spouse
No tippin' those sleazy jokers
The chicken tastes like mouse
(Coz the chef's a ganja smokah)
Next door, a cathouse
It's Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
Woke upto guns and screaming
And a funky sewer smell
For brekky, stale toast and week-old coffee
Now suddenly, I don't feel too well
There's something in the water
Makes my buttocks clench; cramp pain!
Each night we have some bedroom fun
"Identify that stain"
It's pointless to complain
(No Inglese!)
Pool-side, there's five cows
At Villa La Mediocre
And dry blood on "fresh" towels
The walls are nic-o-tine ochre
At 4 a.m, aroused
By p***ed-up karaok-ah
Can we check out now
From Villa La Mediocre?
Villa La Mediocre
I went to see a bullfight
And envied the matador
At least he'll get a nice clean bed
At the hospital, once gored
Should I just fall on my sword?
(oh hell..)
Wild-eyed, so tired now
At Villa La Mediocre
And sex I've done without
My missus won't let me stroke 'er
Now, as we leave, a drought
(I'm phoning up Al Roker)
Back next year? No doubt!
To Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
Straw hats and tapas bars
But now, my cheap vacation's
Less fun than a sunburned arse
There's lots of new construction
Our "sea view"- a concrete wall
No ev'nings of seduction
Just nightly drunken brawls!
The beaches are all closed up
All it ever does is rain
There's something growing in our bath
It's a brand-new fungal strain
Cucarachas round the drain!
(Oh yuck!)
High price mai-taisouch!
At Villa La Mediocre
The staff hit on my spouse
No tippin' those sleazy jokers
The chicken tastes like mouse
(Coz the chef's a ganja smokah)
Next door, a cathouse
It's Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
Woke upto guns and screaming
And a funky sewer smell
For brekky, stale toast and week-old coffee
Now suddenly, I don't feel too well
There's something in the water
Makes my buttocks clench; cramp pain!
Each night we have some bedroom fun
"Identify that stain"
It's pointless to complain
(No Inglese!)
Pool-side, there's five cows
At Villa La Mediocre
And dry blood on "fresh" towels
The walls are nic-o-tine ochre
At 4 a.m, aroused
By p***ed-up karaok-ah
Can we check out now
From Villa La Mediocre?
Villa La Mediocre
I went to see a bullfight
And envied the matador
At least he'll get a nice clean bed
At the hospital, once gored
Should I just fall on my sword?
(oh hell..)
Wild-eyed, so tired now
At Villa La Mediocre
And sex I've done without
My missus won't let me stroke 'er
Now, as we leave, a drought
(I'm phoning up Al Roker)
Back next year? No doubt!
To Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
Villa La Mediocre
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What a blindingly good parody! Seems like you had a poor holiday but your parody was anything but poor! 555s for you sir!
This is HILARIOUS, 555!
Awesome!
a bang-up job on a song that desperately needed mangling...5s
You can check out, but you can never leave....
A new classic... "LVL" has been parodied many a time, but this is one of the best ones I've read/heard in a while. Cinco-Cinco-Cinco.
Totally in agreement with Agrimorfee... would have to quote whole thing to recount all the great lines but the `Ochre' , `poolside cows' and `identify the stain' lines particularly tickled my fancy!
That almost sounds like Tiajuana. Every summer, when I was a kid, I went with my family to Newport to stay at a crummy trailor park near a dirty beach. You had to walk half a block to go to the bathroom, it was noisy and there was no privacy.
I only remember the chorus of the song, but that didn't stop me from loving this. "Identify that stain"; having worked in the hotel industry for a while, I can tell you that even experienced hotel call half of the things they find "UBFs": Unidentifyable Bodily Fluids. 555
I was hoping this was about the Ol' Family Ranch in Crawford, Texas.
I'm in the same boat as Red Ant when it comes to the OS, but this was a fab read and I'll trust your pacing anytime.
DEC:-the song got what it deserved well done had me a mighty chuckle
Like so many otheres today...FANTASTIC!!!
Definitely not a mediocre job here, well done! Hitting on your spouse, nice.
(Dec) Impressive as always, Polka-Dot-Boy! ;-)
(Decathlon - Event 5) Brilliant work, Kristof! My fave line was...all of it!
Decathlon...I think the only way I could love this more, Kristof, is if I had written it myself...(you know, then I'd have the bragging rights at least)...excellent job!
(dec4) ah, huge apologie, KR mate - I read this when you submitted it, but I love your mediocrity-themed parodies, and it was such a huge laugh I wanted to read it again to the OS which I didn't have - then I got distracted, so that's why there's no comment - but now I've limewired it, and it was so worth it - as I said, your trademark celebration of the underwhelming is just such a funny theme, and this was a stand-out - just the title alone is hilarious - 555
Wow! I'll avoid that place and hang out here instead. At least I get a nice clean green screen! 555
My guess is you've accurately described spring break in the U.S. as well.
(ABC-V) The spouse and mouse lines. Oh damn. Awesome job.
(ABC) See above!
See above! Still as great as the first time I read it.
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