Someone's having a birthday,
This girl's a total doll.
Let's hope her day is happy,
And that she has a ball!

She writes the songs that wow us,
Still can't believe her age.
Sweet 16's come upon us,
The party's on this page!

She's written songs of Gollum and of Allergies and Dogs.
She parodied Chicago, Good Charlotte and Les Mis'rables .
And one all about Grandma, (oh dear!)

Sing and Dance tonight,
The Birthday of Emiloca!
She's loved on AmIRight,
The Birthday of Emiloca!
She's like a ray of light,
And it really ain't no joke-a!
Just a pure delight,
Birthday of Emiloca, (woo hoo!)
Birthday of Emiloca, (alright!)
The Birthday of Emiloca!

Her witty jokes will kill ya,
But don't fudge yourself, LOL.
She thinks this tune is a tad familiar?
Well our budget was very small!

Today's the day our golden gal advances to sixteen.
Now it's not called 'statutory' but 'bad judgement' or 'obscene',
For Orlando to get keen!

Big lights beaming bright,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Cool tunes, pink balloons,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Mikaela has spiked,
All the chilled NecroDew soda!
Hey, where's my invite?
Birthday of EmiLoca, (Yestling!)
Birthday of EmiLoca, (Gew on!)
The Birthday of EmiLoca!

An Iron Maiden voyage as she sips proof-free champagne.
As Tibbygirl and Your Worst Nightmare sing out serenades,
Just spray Apricot with RAID!

We'll jive all the night,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
Lots of presence now,
The birthday of EmiLoca!
The gift of sixteen bucks,
Is blown in one round of poker.
Let's get down tonight,
Birthday of EmiLoca! (Poobum!)
Worst lay you'll get: Al Roker! (Yee-um!)
Birthday of EmiLoca!