Song Parodies -> "Livin' With Martha Stewart (Livin' the So-called Good Life')"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' la Vida Loca"

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"Livin' With Martha Stewart (Livin' the So-called Good Life')"

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The Lyrics

Livin' With Martha Stewart or (Livin' The So-called Good Life)

She's into doin' kitchens, whole flats and deco walls
She gives a warm sensation - she's gonna do it all!
She's into decorations soft frills and candle light
She's has a new edition, for every month, thats right!
She'll help you pick your clothes out and go dining with the rich
She'll make you live a saintly life and she'll take away that stain-
leave a bouquet to your brain - Aaah c'mon!

[CHORUS:]
Outright, insane lout, an oblivious bleedin' mofo
She'll scratch and claw it out - carnivorous greedy loco
Her lips are badly chapped and her skins the color of Okra
She sooo worn out livin' her so-called good life! C'mon!
Livin' the so-called good life! C'mon!
She's just a screechin' loco!

Woke up in New York city in a fancy peep motel
She sued my ass and she took my money
She must've filled me with sleeping pills
She never thought they'd catch her, pigging out on Quiche Lorraine
Once you've had a meal with her you'll never be the same
Yeah, You'll jump before a train

[CHORUS:]
Outright, insane lout, an oblivious bleedin' mofo
She'll scratch and claw it out - carnivorous greedy loco
Her lips are badly chapped and her skins the color of Okra
She sooo worn out livin' her so-called good life! C'mon!
Livin' the so-called good life! C'mon!
She's just a screechin' loco!

She'll help you pick your clothes out and go dining with the rich
She'll make you live a saintly life and she'll take away that stain-
leave a bouquet to your brain - Aaah c'mon!

[CHORUS:]
Outright, insane lout, an oblivious bleedin' mofo
She'll scratch and claw it out - carnivorous greedy loco
Her lips are badly chapped and her skins the color of Okra
She sooo worn out livin' her so-called good life! C'mon!
Livin' the so-called good life! C'mon!
She's just a screechin' loco!!!

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Man Diago - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Lol right on Smurf

Claude Prez - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm not a Martha hater, but "oblivious bleedin' mofo" was pretty funny. Also, there's a "Martha Stewart, Be Our Guest" parody around here somewhere by Paul Morton you might want to check out; it's excellent.

Smurf - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm not a Martha hater either Claude but this parody was written because that's the way that some feel about her. She's a crafty (and possibly even crooked) business woman but she is a colorful subject to write about. Thanks for your comments.

Billy Bloke - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Martha is in big trouble as we all know, and I think your version really reflects the many ways of her. Good Job Smurf!

Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

"She's just a screechin' loco." Nice.

Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Great "Martha" parody, you guys! I did one of my own based on "Layla". Martha is such a great source of parody material that we can probably all agree that "A parody about Martha - it's a GOOD THING."

Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanx for al the nice votes and comments. And LOL yeas Johnny youre absolutely right, It is a good thing :-)

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