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Song Parodies -> "That Geezer Is Going Loca"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' La Vida Loca"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ricky Martin
Parody Song Title:
"That Geezer Is Going Loca"
Parody Written by:
The Desert of the Real
The Lyrics
Ohhhlemmetellyouastoryaboutageezer
She's into superstition
Voodoo dolls and black cats
I feel a premonition
She's gonna haul some ass
She feels a queer sensation
To burn you with candle light
She's got a crack addiction
She seeing bright red lights
She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!
Chorus:
Her face is inside out
That geezer is going loca
She feels the need to shout
"I'm livin' la vida loca"
Her skin is vanilla
She does marijuana and coke-a
Someone knock her out
'Cuz that geezer is going loca
Confiscate that coke-a
'Cuz that geezer is goin loca
She woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel
She gave an old guy some Viagra
She must've slipped him a boner pill
She always drinks the water
With some of that crack cocaine
Once you've had a glance of her
You will never think the same
She's a 90-year-old shame
COME ON!
(Chorus)
She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!
(Chorus)
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone geezer loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta -- oh, ****!
She's into superstition
Voodoo dolls and black cats
I feel a premonition
She's gonna haul some ass
She feels a queer sensation
To burn you with candle light
She's got a crack addiction
She seeing bright red lights
She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!
Chorus:
Her face is inside out
That geezer is going loca
She feels the need to shout
"I'm livin' la vida loca"
Her skin is vanilla
She does marijuana and coke-a
Someone knock her out
'Cuz that geezer is going loca
Confiscate that coke-a
'Cuz that geezer is goin loca
She woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel
She gave an old guy some Viagra
She must've slipped him a boner pill
She always drinks the water
With some of that crack cocaine
Once you've had a glance of her
You will never think the same
She's a 90-year-old shame
COME ON!
(Chorus)
She'll rip the clothes right off your back
And dance you in the rain
I can't believe Gramp's crazy wife
And she'll hit me with her cane
I can feel the searing pain
COME ON!
(Chorus)
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gone geezer loca
Gotta, gotta, gotta -- oh, ****!
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